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TenaciousDave
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Bug in a can
March 07, 2010 @ 08:39:38 am
I just took a drink from my can of Pepsi and there was a bug in it!!!
SON OF A b****

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hiz_gurl

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 08:51:58 am
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protein


TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 09:06:52 am
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@hiz_gurl Said

protein



That's what I was thinking too.But, i couldn't swallow it...so I spit that sorry bastard into the toilet!!!



sTreetAngeL

root tedt ree

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 03:54:52 pm
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I inhaled a misquito once by accident; I remember, it was like it was all happening in slow motion.
It was a fat bastard too, like it just got done feeding on something. - got me to thinking on 'whom'..and paranoid about diseases being transferred that way, or the possibility of it.
..probably tho, it just got done feeding on my dog.. - which is just as repulsive.


TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:22:18 pm
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@sTreetAngel Said

I inhaled a misquito once by accident; I remember, it was like it was all happening in slow motion.
It was a fat bastard too, like it just got done feeding on something. - got me to thinking on 'whom'..and paranoid about diseases being transferred that way, or the possibility of it.
..probably tho, it just got done feeding on my dog.. - which is just as repulsive.





The worst experience with swallowing a bug was when I was a little kid,probably about 7 at the time.I was playing ball out in the street in front of my house when a big-ass horsefly flew right into my mouth.
Now,if it would have just gone into my mouth and I instantly swallowed it,it wouldn't have been so bad.The problem was that this big bastard was stuck in my throat,still alive and squirming and it would not go down.


floydgirrl

Stalkee

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:24:04 pm
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it's protein


sTreetAngeL

root tedt ree

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:25:05 pm
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@TenaciousDave Said



The worst experience with swallowing a bug was when I was a little kid,probably about 7 at the time.I was playing ball out in the street in front of my house when a big-ass horsefly flew right into my mouth.
Now,if it would have just gone into my mouth and I instantly swallowed it,it wouldn't have been so bad.The problem was that this big bastard was stuck in my throat,still alive and squirming and it would not go down.



Oooh man, that's horrible..I got a misquito in my ear once; sounded like a mac truck was in there..but I can't imagine that being as scary to a kid as having a live fly squirming in your throat.


sTreetAngeL

root tedt ree

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:25:17 pm
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@TenaciousDave Said



The worst experience with swallowing a bug was when I was a little kid,probably about 7 at the time.I was playing ball out in the street in front of my house when a big-ass horsefly flew right into my mouth.
Now,if it would have just gone into my mouth and I instantly swallowed it,it wouldn't have been so bad.The problem was that this big bastard was stuck in my throat,still alive and squirming and it would not go down.



Oooh man, that's horrible..I got a misquito in my ear once; sounded like a mac truck was in there..but I can't imagine that being as scary to a kid as having a live fly squirming in your throat.


Grasshopper

Just me.

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:27:37 pm
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Lovely! Did you save some for me?!


TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:35:20 pm
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@sTreetAngel Said

Oooh man, that's horrible..I got a misquito in my ear once; sounded like a mac truck was in there..but I can't imagine that being as scary to a kid as having a live fly squirming in your throat.

Yeah,it was pretty freaky.It's something that I'll remember for the rest of my life.

@grasshopper Said

Lovely! Did you save some for me?!


You have plenty of bugs out there in Colorado.....get your own!!


Grasshopper

Just me.

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:40:17 pm
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@TenaciousDave Said




You have plenty of bugs out there in Colorado.....get your own!!



True, but not all of them are Pepsi flavored


TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:46:41 pm
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@grasshopper Said

True, but not all of them are Pepsi flavored



Ha ha..you can only get the special Pepsi flavored bugs here on the east coast.


smallBUTTerflies

Weaker than homeopat

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:46:45 pm
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I was at girl scout camp and I was enjoying tomato soup... I didn't realize the humongous beetle in my mess kit. Fricking HUGE beetle.


TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:49:24 pm
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@smallbutterflies Said

I was at girl scout camp and I was enjoying tomato soup... I didn't realize the humongous beetle in my mess kit. Fricking HUGE beetle.


Did you eat the "fricking HUGE beetle"???


sugarflyguy

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New Post! March 07, 2010 @ 11:49:49 pm
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If you think that a bug is the least of your problem, we have a mouse crawling around our house

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