It went as such:

Skunky: Awesome! Hi-five!

SxC: Your future wife gets a hi-five?! Sad.

Skunky: Would you rather we sexed?


SxC: Well if you insist.

Skunky: *Sigh.* Fine, we'll sex.
*Whistles. A midget dressed in leather walks in holding an egg beater in one hand and a bag of mousetraps in the other. He leads a donkey in on a leash with his teeth.*
So what should the safety word be?


There was a little bit more, but it makes the situation less funny, so we'll just leave it at this.