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HiImDan

New Post! Then there was a time
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Then there was a time, when I lived in an apartment, that my neighbor and I each had a little goose. One day, I decided to give my goose a little caption that read “you’re giving goose bumps baby!” My neighbor wrote “wow!” Then I put a sign which read “You’re giving me goose bumps!” And he wrote “You ain’t seen nothing yet!” When I moved out, I put a bunch of Easter eggs with her.

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HiImDan

New Post! My wife
June 24, 2021 @ 12:07:00 am
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Julie, won $1 K on Jeopardy! last year & my wife-Rebecca, won $67 K on Wheel Of Fortune tonight and my wife-Danielle, won $1 K on Jeopardy! tonight, glad I married them <3

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HiImDan

New Post! So here I yam
June 22, 2021 @ 07:10:00 pm
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So here I yam, at The Deli Wagon (Food truck) when a certain customer said “Well, I guess it’s time to stock up on Bruno Seltzers”. His buddy laugh hysterically then asked “What’s that?” He said “That’s the stuff that makes you ‘poop’!” I’m thinking “These two are rocket scientists”!

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HiImDan

New Post! The following is based on a true story
June 21, 2021 @ 06:08:53 pm
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The following is based on a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the absurd. So here I yam, at work at the Gund Arena, working security and had to pat down everybody at "The Other One's" (the remaining Grateful Dead members after Jerry Garcia's death.) I still wanna know how high do have to be on what that pointing your arms to the sky and talking to them becomes some kinda entertainment? Any way, some kid came up to me with a bowl, I asked "what did you bring to smoke in the bowl?" He smiled and patted his vest and said "oops, must've forgotten it.” I reached in his jacket and pulled out a cigarette pack with 3 joints and a pill (the pill was a felony and the kid was too ignorant to know better) and he, with a panic voiced said "please, sir, PLEASE-" I told him "you're not going to jail PROVIDED you play your cards right. I'm gonna ask you one more time and you'd better not lie to me WHAT DID YOU BRING TO SMOKE IN THE BOWL?" He held his hand out to the dude behind him and (ta da) he hands him a bag of weed. Some other kid yells out "COME ON LET US IN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND NOTHING ON NOBODY!" I held up the contraband and said "YOUR GONNA GET YOUR TURN, SIR" When I said that we all heard everyone go KLUNK, KLUNK, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD! Man, these people emptied their pockets of all kinds of dope, weird drugs, beer, four little whiskey bottles (which a 21 year old picked up along with four beer bottles). What a treat for everybody.

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HiImDan

New Post!  So here I yam, at Wells-Fargo
June 18, 2021 @ 08:20:56 pm
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 So here I yam, at Wells-Fargo servicing on particular stop with a band aid on my forehead. The client  asked me about it and I said “I cut  myself shaving.” She replied “way up there?” I said “I'm part labrador.” And she looked kinda like “WTF?” And I said “it's a joke!” And she  said “oh!”
 

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HiImDan

New Post! Oh,yeah....
June 17, 2021 @ 02:52:15 am
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HiImDan

New Post! I've had an "interesting" day....
June 17, 2021 @ 02:18:08 am
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HiImDan

New Post! Do you suppose it's time...
May 08, 2021 @ 10:13:28 pm
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To take down the Christmas tree?

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HiImDan

New Post! Mother's Day is the biggest scam!
May 08, 2021 @ 10:09:09 pm
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Those people who have called me "mother" my whole life, WHERE ARE THEY NOW? 😉

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TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

New Post! Worthless t***
January 31, 2021 @ 04:53:45 am
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You know who you are.

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