"Only evolution and other women know what women want" Jennifer1984
Returner and proud
Penzance, United Kingdom
Joined: Mar 2009
|Go to school Christmas concert|
Go to school Christmas Play
Go to school Christmas Fayre
Move all my belongings to school and live there. It'd be easier.
Buy Christmas jumper for school Christmas jumper day.
Bake a lorryload of mince pies for various other events.
Bake own mince pies for eating at home. If I'm ever there.
Buy daughter's teacher a Christmas gift for daughter to give her. Vodka should do it.
Buy self a bottle of vodka. And drink it.
Buy ALL things Christmas that are put before me.
Sponsor ALL things Christmas that daughter is involved in.
Take a big heap of pound coins to school and throw them randomly around the playground just in case I missed buying or sponsoring anything.
Something about a Jesus themed fancy dress contest... or was that just a bad dream?
Bring in eyeballs on skewers for PTA Christmas raffle.
Donate a kidney to school Christmas hamper for local hospital.
You know something.... I actually like Christmas.