So the other night my girl and I are lying on the couch watching a flick when all of the sudden the woman next door starts knocking on the door.I answer the door and she asks me if I lost a little black kitten.I said "No,we don't have a black kitten.I don't know of anyone on this street that has one." She continues to tell me that there is a little black kitten in her yard all wet and dying.So,me and my fiancee go over to her yard to see this kitten.We found her hiding under some bushes,I looked at the kitten,noticed that it wasn't dying it was just scared s***less.

So,I ask the woman what she wants to do with it and she tells me she doesn't want it in her yard because it might be carrying diseases. So I pick up the kitten and we leave that f***ing wackos yard.I hate that women,there's a reason I avoid her and it's because she a complete f***ing lunatic.

Anyway...it looks like we have a new kitten.Unless someone comes to claim her,which I don't think anybody will.It's been 4 days already and if anybody wanted her,I think they would have been looking for her now.

So here she is....

I picked the name "Rosie' after Rosie Cotton from Lord of the Rings because I'm a freak like that.