Sometimes, when being asked a question, that nice President Trump leans back and crosses his arms in front of himself. What does that body language say to us?
He's lost in his own thoughts:
"I wonder what color panties that reporter is wearing today"
And then his answer will be:
"Because we have the best, even though the fake news doesn't report it. You'll see in a couple of weeks what we've got planned. We have the best ideas and you'll see where that leads us"
If Trump would change his razors now and again and put some of this here aluminum sulfate on his underarms, he wouldn't have to keep the pressure on as much to stop the bleeding.
I feel like no one needs to spend that much time thinking about Trump's body. I don't want to see the president hurt and I don't really want to get too deep on his personal grooming standards or hygiene.
I shine up the coconut every third day so I understand that a razor nick can do to a man.
"Because we have the best, even though the fake news doesn't report it.
E: the best what?
E: The man uses adjectives that do not modify anything and pronouns without antecedents. Then he says,"and that's the truth". Well sure it is true. He didn't actually say anything.
He makes GW Bush seem articulate. And I can tell you that.