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| It is colder than President Trump's heart. | |
Willi
| If Trump has no heart, can it have temperature?
How cold is a witch's tit? |
twilitezone911
| it is so cold last night, I put my underwear under my jean and put them over my bedroom's nail that hang up my jean on every night.
I woke up this morning, grabbed my jean. it's 7;00pm, and my underwear frozen still on my bedroom's nail.
talking too much in starch in my underwear.  |
Erimitus
| @Willi Said 
If Trump has no heart, can it have temperature?
How cold is a witch's tit?
There is a witch's tit in the national bureau of standards that is at absolute Zero. Actually (and this I believe to be true) absolute zero can never be reached. The coldest possible temperature is one billionth of degree above absolute zero. This is called a Fonzie because it is the coolest
And that is today's pedantic factoid |
Erimitus
| @twilitezone911 Said
it is so cold last night, I put my underwear under my jean and put them over my bedroom's nail that hang up my jean on every night.
I woke up this morning, grabbed my jean. it's 7;00pm, and my underwear frozen still on my bedroom's nail.
talking too much in starch in my underwear.
Snicker |
Willi
| @Erimitus Said
There is a witch's tit in the national bureau of standards that is at absolute Zero. Actually (and this I believe to be true) absolute zero can never be reached. The coldest possible temperature is one billionth of degree above absolute zero. This is called a Fonzie because it is the coolest
LOL
interesting.
did you know in days of ole
if your body had a strange mark, or cold area!!!!!!
you might be in cahoots with evil. |
Erimitus
| @Willi Said
LOL
interesting.
did you know in days of ole
if your body had a strange mark, or cold area!!!!!!
you might be in cahoots with evil.
E: I did not know that.
E: It may be difficult determining which witch is which and a strange mark may be of some advantage.
E: a witch was probably an early version of a feminist. They were (of course) burned at the stake.
E: this whole woman's rights thing is very confusing. Apparently there is some new rule that you cannot randomly grope a woman with impunity. Unless (of course) you are a billionaire. |
Willi
| @Erimitus Said
E: this whole woman's rights thing is very confusing. Apparently there is some new rule that you cannot randomly grope a woman with impunity. Unless (of course) you are a billionaire.
who can I grope if I only have a few thousand?
This feminism stuff is strange.
Are gals claiming to have rights or something? |
mrmhead
| | Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey. |
mrmhead
| @Willi Said
who can I grope if I only have a few thousand?
This feminism stuff is strange.
Are gals claiming to have rights or something?
The book I'm reading now - Sleeping Beauties - touches on some sexist subjects. The main deal is from a particular time, any female that is sleeping or falls asleep will get covered in a "cocoon" that grows out of them.
Needless to say, not all men are necessarily disappointed.
I'm not done yes so I don't know what happens. |
Erimitus
| @Willi Said
who can I grope if I only have a few thousand?
This feminism stuff is strange.
Are gals claiming to have rights or something?
Next they are going to want equal pay for equal work. |
Erimitus
| @mrmhead Said
The book I'm reading now - Sleeping Beauties - touches on some sexist subjects. The main deal is from a particular time, any female that is sleeping or falls asleep will get covered in a "cocoon" that grows out of them.
Needless to say, not all men are necessarily disappointed.
I'm not done yes so I don't know what happens.
I bet a prince comes. |
Erimitus
| @mrmhead Said
The book I'm reading now - Sleeping Beauties - touches on some sexist subjects. The main deal is from a particular time, any female that is sleeping or falls asleep will get covered in a "cocoon" that grows out of them.
Needless to say, not all men are necessarily disappointed.
I'm not done yes so I don't know what happens.
As I understand it the blood (when she pricks her finger) represents her first menses. Then she is locked away until her prince comes, kisses her and we are led to believe they live happily ever after.
There was a time when females (of what was considered an important lineage were no more than breeding stock who were kept locked away until a suitable mate was found).
Apparently men had to finish their education and military duties and were probably in their mid twenties when they were ready to marry. When a female was old enough to breed (sometimes as young as 12) she was old enough to marry a man who was in his mid twenties. Apparently this is still done in Alabama. |
Willi
| @mrmhead Said
The book I'm reading now - Sleeping Beauties - touches on some sexist subjects. The main deal is from a particular time, any female that is sleeping or falls asleep will get covered in a "cocoon" that grows out of them.
Needless to say, not all men are necessarily disappointed.
I'm not done yes so I don't know what happens.
interesting.
@Erimitus Said
Next they are going to want equal pay for equal work.
How can a female do equal work?
Men are smarter stronger faster and don't need time off to give birth n stuff.... right? |
Erimitus
| How can a female do equal work?
Men are smarter stronger faster and don't need time off to give birth n stuff.... right?
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Brrrrrr...
December 30, 2017 @ 12:47:05 am
