My ex she beast was just a tad on the dumb side. One day she called me up to brag about the Energizer Bunnies proof of purchases she saved for me. I cruised over to her place and she didn't save the Energizer proof of purchases but the rabbit ears.
At work for Cleveland's Gund Arena working security when I noticed the men's room was marked as being "Broken". I asked on of the maintenance men if this was a mistake. The dude shrugged his shoulders rolled his eyes and says "If you don't mind I'm TRYING to clean it!" I said "Congratulations, you've found your niche! Get really used to them toilets!" :D