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Abstinance Only
June 23, 2009 @ 07:08:28 pm

https://www.abstinenceonly.com/

This site contains all the information you need to stay sexually inactive! Everyone should check it out! However, do take note of the warning:
WARNING: This site contains descriptions of graphic sexual abstinence and offers abstinence-only education based on the strictest most literal interpretations of the Bible. This material is not suitable for the young or easily offended.


I love how they show you to stay anally abstinent:





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skottie

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:14:42 pm
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Congratulations! You and your faith partner have chosen a path of mutual love and adoration through physical respect.

Here's some fun things that faith partners can do besides have sex.

1) Go out to a movie or watch TV! Make some popcorn and have a popcorn party!

2) Engage in wholesome sports activities or play board games like checkers, chess or Monopoly!

3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-f***ing')


Asme251

Area Man

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:15:34 pm
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Yeah that site is crazy.


skottie

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:17:51 pm
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just watch out for friction burns


plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:23:02 pm
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@skottie Said

just watch out for friction burns



That just means you've had fun


trillian

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:47:22 pm
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if you are in a relationship and love each other, why would you want to abstain???


skottie

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:49:01 pm
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@flange666 Said

This is a joke site right?


does not look like one.



Here at AbstinenceOnly we hope to provide the latest in abstinence education in a way that?s both entertaining and informative. With your help, we should quickly become the number-one ranked site for the keywords ?Abstinence?, ?Abstinence Only? and ?Abstinence Education?, so please do what you can to spread the word.

Although the Bush administration is spending 400 million dollars this year on Abstinence Only education, we believe that virtue is its own reward and therefore no Federal money was used in the building or maintenance of this site.

As lawful holders of the rights to the domain names AbstinenceOnly.com, and .org, we will, however, entertain inquiries by any individual, government and/or religious institution towards the purchase of these domains.

Contact us at:


@abstinenceonly. com">giveusmoney @abstinenceonly. com


plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:49:36 pm
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@trillian Said

if you are in a relationship and love each other, why would you want to abstain???



There are alot of good reasons. One of which is you definetly don't need to be getting pregnant in your current circumstacnes. And since birth control isn't 100%


SKUBER

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:49:46 pm
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Abstinence will give you pimples!


flange666

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:51:12 pm
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Just to be on the safe side, immediately after faithf***ing, put both your undies in a Ziploc bag and mail them to me, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, and I?ll check for sperm content using what we doctors call the ?ol? sniff-test?.

Yours Truly, Bill Frist

P.S.: Please include photos.



Gotta be a joke site


plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:54:00 pm
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@SKUBER Said

Abstinence will give you pimples!



If that was the case, I'd have a pizza face


Jaimie

Pushed by Boredom

New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 07:57:59 pm
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@flange666 Said

Gotta be a joke site





DiscordTiger

The Queen of Random

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New Post! June 23, 2009 @ 08:15:48 pm
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Seriously, you've got to be kidding me, I've officially heard it all.

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