Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks.
"No! She beats me." answers the baby bear.
"OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge.
"No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear.
"Okay, well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
The baby bear thinks about it for a while, and replies "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"