Funny Quotes I found! March 16, 2006 @ 03:04:04 pm
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Normally I like the more educational, inspiring stuff but today I really cant be bothered so I shall humour you instead! Here's a bunch of funny quotes I found, hope you like 'em!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Death is hereditary.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?
Why is it nearly every girl/woman on here is talking about breaking up with her boyfriend, someones cheating on her, she kissed her mate when she's spoken for - kinda thankful here I don't have one!
Does anyone have a fool proof method for making crepe pancakes, I tried last night but it just wasn't happenin'!! They were way too thick so I added more milk - big mistake!
Profile's Lookin' Bigger February 28, 2006 @ 03:04:46 pm
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Compared to most peoples profiles on this site, mine's was tiny, so I've just spent 10 minutes making changes and it's alot longer than it was before - hopefully people will know me a bit better after reading it! 8)
Second Series : LOST - any spoilers? February 27, 2006 @ 10:30:11 am
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Anyone willing to give any info on what happens, I know what the first episode goes like - the whole man in the hatch kinda thing, but does anyone have any general info/gory details? I've been sitting patient for ages hoping time would fly but that show is addictive! Help ME!