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|  The following is based on a true story
June 21, 2021 @ 06:08:53 pm| 0 |  |
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| The following is based on a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the absurd. So here I yam, at work at the Gund Arena, working security and had to pat down everybody at "The Other One's" (the remaining Grateful Dead members after Jerry Garcia's death.) I still wanna know how high do have to be on what that pointing your arms to the sky and talking to them becomes some kinda entertainment? Any way, some kid came up to me with a bowl, I asked "what did you bring to smoke in the bowl?" He smiled and patted his vest and said "oops, must've forgotten it.” I reached in his jacket and pulled out a cigarette pack with 3 joints and a pill (the pill was a felony and the kid was too ignorant to know better) and he, with a panic voiced said "please, sir, PLEASE-" I told him "you're not going to jail PROVIDED you play your cards right. I'm gonna ask you one more time and you'd better not lie to me WHAT DID YOU BRING TO SMOKE IN THE BOWL?" He held his hand out to the dude behind him and (ta da) he hands him a bag of weed. Some other kid yells out "COME ON LET US IN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND NOTHING ON NOBODY!" I held up the contraband and said "YOUR GONNA GET YOUR TURN, SIR" When I said that we all heard everyone go KLUNK, KLUNK, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD! Man, these people emptied their pockets of all kinds of dope, weird drugs, beer, four little whiskey bottles (which a 21 year old picked up along with four beer bottles). What a treat for everybody.
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