your cow insists on wearing a little a-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
she refuse to let your milk her, saying " not on the first date. "
your cow get a silcon implant for her udder.
your cow takes up painting and wants to wear an earring.
your cow appears on opah, claiming to a horse trapped in a cow's body.
you cow demands to be branded with the " golden arches " logo.
your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at burger king.
your cow starts giving you milk of amnesia.
your cow spend half the day sitting in the lotus position chanting " MOO " backwards.
your cow joins the hell's angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.
your cow starts smoking grass rather than eat it.
your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk, if you started feeding it hershey bars.
your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells " bulleye! "
your cow starts laughing hysterically with milk spurts out of its nose.
you find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of chicago.
your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cubs.
your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it has a really run to it.
Aug 25, 2012 @ 01:46:51
