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write a LIMERICK about the person above you (keep it nice, though)

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Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

Dec 26, 2009 @ 16:15:51

I'm a giant named Good Pantagruel
dont mind when I act like a fool -
but I tweedely-Dee
after each time I pee
so I guess I am sans yellow drool!

Electric_Banana

, New Zealand

Dec 26, 2009 @ 17:39:54

There is a silly Banana
Who resides in Montana
and knows a girl named Fontana

(ah well...almost...couldn't quite get the last two lines in there)

Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

Dec 26, 2009 @ 17:50:58

Back and forth they all come and go
at the station, kindred spirits, you know,
but an ex-americana
called electric banana
has them sussed, shussed, and shorted for show!

Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

Dec 26, 2009 @ 22:41:19

he waited and waited and waited
poor Pantagruel meekly related
but they didna write
limericks on this site
he they did, he'd be so darned elated!

ReAdSaLoT

Dec 26, 2009 @ 23:02:33

Dabby's written some that make you.

Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

Dec 26, 2009 @ 23:11:37

well I dont know who dat be, dis dabby,
is she he or a she or a crabby?
but if she limericks
doing poetry quicks
bring her here and make Pantagruel habby!

ReAdSaLoT

Dec 26, 2009 @ 23:17:07

Dabby makes the site really smile
he loves the ladies all the while
Give him time as a photobucket shopper,
He'll find a pic, you'll laugh at the whopper.
Know this about him, he's a show stopper.

I'm not very good at limericks.

glassman55

Deleted

Dingwall, United Kingdom

Dec 26, 2009 @ 23:18:16

@Pantagruel Said

well I dont know who dat be, dis dabby,
is she he or a she or a crabby?
but if she limericks
doing poetry quicks
bring her here and make Pantagruel habby!

There was a guy called pantagruel;
Who once went to the neighbourhood pool.
He dived in and had a jolly good swim;
then lost his trunks; what a fool.

newmexicodan

roswell,

Dec 26, 2009 @ 23:19:08

There once was a chap named Pantagruel
who truly was nobody's fool.
He did witty writing
which could be quite enlightening
which means he is actually cool.

Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

#10

Dec 26, 2009 @ 23:28:09

A man with a mission, that Glass
who can drink A.G.Barr to his ass
he can play glockenspiel
and a jolly good reel
and he writes like he reels - rather fast!

I've been friends with him, Mexico Dan
since before I could walk or could ran
just dont bring attention
or a UFO mention -
he's got aliens fanning his can!

ReAdSaLoT

#11

Dec 27, 2009 @ 00:22:37

Once was a lady named Sadie,
who dealt with quite a bit shady
Men thought she was dandy
till she got fat eating candy
then picking her up wasn't handy.

Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

#12

Dec 27, 2009 @ 00:28:19

if you read half of what Jazz
has penned with her poet's pizazz
then you'd get in your car
and drive off to Bryn Mawr
where The Flowing Pen rattles some azz!

glassman55

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Dingwall, United Kingdom

#13

Dec 27, 2009 @ 01:08:27

@Pantagruel Said

At first I was like: How did he know all that lol. Then i realised you must have read my profile. XD

Pantagruel

salford, Pennsylvania

#14

Dec 27, 2009 @ 02:38:35

and back to glassman-5-5
in dingwall he stands there, alive
and looks to the castle
which was such a hassle
where Macbeth was born in 1005

global_inspired

Richmond, Virginia

#15

Jan 24, 2010 @ 04:05:34

Pantagruel's limerick still stands,
it's been weeks and noone's tried their hands,
they know it'd be disaster
'cause he churns them out faster
than anyone else in these lands.

ha ha - I suck

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