I have lots of things I would like to tell my baby...
Here's a couple:
"You really need to trust me more and realize that I am nothing like your whore-of-an ex girlfriend or like any of the sluts you were with in the past. I will not hurt you or do anything to betray your trust. You can't keep going by what I've done in my past because I was indeed a naive teenager letting the looks that I used to have go to my head and I didn't really know what love was. I admit, I do secretly have guy-friends that I don't tell you about, but it isn't like I'm f***ing them and getting money out of them. I wont chase of screw anything with a d***, and I think if you really love me you should trust me more, because sometimes I feel like I can't breathe with you. I do really love you, but you shouldn't use my past against me, because it doesn't only offend me... it hurts me..."
"I hung out with your friend Teddy a couple days ago and went to the wedding I swore to you I wouldn't go to. I didn't mean to do hide it from you, but I don't think you own me or have any right to tell me where I can and can't go, plus you begged me not to go over a stupid reason just because an ex of mine is there whom' I didn't even look at. I went, and had one hell of a time...get the f*** over it because your fiance is actually enjoying herself and living life to it's fullest."
"I actually mean it when I let you know that you are the best that I have ever had in bed... I know what I'm talking about because I've slept with more people in my past than what I've told you...who were damn satisfying and left a long lasting impression on me."
"The diamonds on that pinky ring I got you were indeed real, but I lied so you wouldn't feel bad about losing it."