what would you say to the person above you if you saw them in your local pub

how bout get the beers in

blokes shout first

you brainy??

pub quiz on tonight??

Beer! Beer! We want more beer... all the lads are cheering, get the fu*kin beers in!

pint of beer and a packet of pork scratchin's

maxi can you get me a packet of peanuts while getting your scratchins!!! ta

Excuseee me luv do you want a be... **Passes out**

dude you ok?????

s*** help me pick him up!!!

sure thing

thanks hun!!!

i like dry roasted!!!!!

ill buy the kebab

cheeseburger and chips with a moutain of cheese sauce for dippin

cheese chips for me....

i have just figured out that is slightmore expensive then a packet of peanuts???

just cause its you maxi!!

you'll get a free ride

really !!!!!!! fantastic would you like a half pounder???

would you