what was the craziest behavior or craziest stunt that a teacher ?

what was the craziest behavior or craziest stunt that a teacher pulled in one of your class ?

my 8th teacher, mrs. huggins, would occasionally dress like between mary popins and eliza doolittle ( my fair lady ) with a bad strong cockney voice. mrs. huggin act like she was her cousin from london, i can't remember what her cousin's name was! for 45 minutes, the class had fun, because mrs. huggins was so bad with acting, we laughing so hard, really hurt !

in chicago, my teacher in 7th grade pushed a kid back into his seat now remember, i went to an innercity school, so s*** got real ghetto real fast

my english teacher ms. hazziez got mad one day and started throwing books at kids in the back of the room cuz they were all on their PSP's or DS's

My first grade teacher (Who was about a million years old at the time) held me upside down by my ankles and shook me. It was because I wasn't talking too.

Nothing, i went to a proper school were civilised students attened and civilised teachers tought.

7th grade teacher chased me down the hall and kissed my cheek.

Yeah - we know all about you and teachers already. lol.

*hiss* lol

I'm pretty sure that's abuse! I would have had her a** fired.

In the UK?

Yes.

My Irish pagan supply teacher broke out into a rap about the Troubles in Ireland in my history class once. It was brilliant. He was awesome too, a proper free spirit.

Another supply teacher I had (he was a really old, bizarre man who wore tweed and had some great one liners) started Russian dancing in a PE lesson because we asked him to.

Oh, and my other history teacher helped some of the students in my class put this other student in a bin for a laugh.

I went to a weird school.

When I was in infant school, the teacher, Mrs Gregory, smacked the legs of all the boys in the class because someone had looked up a girls skirt! It turned out the kid that did it wasn't even in our class!

Oh, also, my head of year used to regularly wear her clothes inside out but nobody would ever tell her, which made it all the more funny.

Aged 5 I got 3 of the belt from my headmistress for talking.

Aged 8 I got battered on the hands with a wooden duster for daring to hold a pencil in my right hand, because I was left handed.

Aged 15 My teacher asked me sweetly to go to the store-room with her, and when we got there she turned into a crazy b**** effing and blinding at me all because I had laughed in her class.

Aged 10 I went up to the teacher to collect the keys to lock the classroom door, and when I reached him he fired them to the other end of the classroom, all because I wasn't taking the blame for something I didn't do.

Was it something that I said?

Might as well ask 'did a teacher ever display normal behaviour in class - if so, what?' as far as my school is concerned lol.

I thought a science teacher was gonna hit me often coz I always argued, lol - but I was taller than him.