trying to find a good guy (or girl) is like

trying to find a good parking spot at your local Wal-Mart. They're all either unavailable, undesirable, or handi-capped!

Nah, they're next to the garden department!

We all want Bad Boys - not Good Boys!!!

I never understood the bad boy thing. I definitely don't want a bad boy.

They're fun when you want to step out of your little safe world. I, however, am done with bad boys

Hmm. I guess I probably had had enough lack of safety for a lifetime by the time I reached puberty

I like bad girls! Nasty girls! Slutty girls etc.

Speak for yourself

Nice guys finish last? Damn!

That just means they take longer...it's not a bad thing.

Sometimes, you're not trying to win the race

That's something some good AND some bad boys need to learn!

Cramming yourself into the back of an SUV doesn't lend itself well to taking your time

SUV? Luxurious! You can take your time perfectly well in the back of a Grand Am.

So That's why you love your Grand Am so much! I knew there had to be a reason