for my other post called chacha.com
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ****
SaraC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You:Hi
****: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Was looking to find out how long cat hair takes to grow
****: OK one moment
You: Also, could you find out the cost of plasters?
****: Plasters?
You: Yeah, the things to seal cuts on fingers, arms, etc
****: Bandaid?
You: No thanks, I dont want to give money to any bands. Theyre too hairy for my liking.
****: Sorry?
You: Never mind. Was a joke!
****: OK. Searching for you now
Links start to appear
****: Are the links useful?
You: Yes thanks. But my cat is still bleeding How long will the bandaids take to arrive by post?
****: Your cat is bleeding?
You: It's not my fault She wouldnt stop squirming when I was using the razor on her so she got cut a bit.
****: Sir, you do know thats animal cruelty?
You: It's not my cat and she's stopped making the noises. At least she wont get as hot now. I was just hoping the hair would grow back before the owner returns to cover the scabs.
****: You're not the cats owner?
You: It's my girlfriends cat. She keeps going on about wanting a shaved pussy so I thought I'd shave it for her as a suprise!
****: This is a serious search engine so please treat it that way. Consider yourself banned.
Status: Session ended.
Awwww I've starred out the name as I feel mean