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KulliK357 On July 15, 2013
Sausage Snowman





Dingwall,Scotland, United King
#1New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:39:04
my lock is mancled and theres a hole in my doorframe
my sister took a running jump while trying to get it


i am truelly amazed and s*** scared
she can destroy doors with her arse
SpoOny On November 26, 2017
Crazy Cat Lady





Moo-Box, Finland
#2New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:42:14

good god!
CarlyBoo On December 22, 2010

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Guernsey, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:44:42
How and why did she do that?
KulliK357 On July 15, 2013
Sausage Snowman





Dingwall,Scotland, United King
#4New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:45:39
i wouldnt give her money so she could go to shop for crisps


also she just started launching herself at the door
CarlyBoo On December 22, 2010

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Guernsey, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:46:46
Haha sounds EXACTLY like my lil sis, except we share a room so she cant run through the door!
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#6New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:50:07
Get a sold oak door and put a door stop under that. OR do what I do and wedge the door with a steel pipe under the door knob...

Trust me...it works real good. My sister tried doing the same thing yours did...only she hit a brick wall instead of door.
treacle On July 11, 2009




B/Stoke, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:50:15
My sister got her arse stuck under a sink once....soooo funny
KulliK357 On July 15, 2013
Sausage Snowman





Dingwall,Scotland, United King
#8New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:51:16
@vekta Said
Get a sold oak door and put a door stop under that. OR do what I do and wedge the door with a steel pipe under the door knob...

Trust me...it works real good. My sister tried doing the same thing yours did...only she hit a brick wall instead of door.


my door ws a solid wood of some sort
no doornob fo just a handle
angel21 On May 22, 2009




Co. Durham, United Kingdom
#9New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 15:51:34
fell for her lol
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#10New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 16:14:13
It works even better if your door just has a handle. The bar( if made correctly for the way your door is set up) can't slip off a handle.For me, it's easy because my door has a wall that runs parallel to back of it.

And yes I made a bar stop just to piss off my sister.
angel21 On May 22, 2009




Co. Durham, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 16:15:42
Evil lol
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#12New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 16:36:50
...and EVEN better, after you get the bar door made go get one of one those plastic 1 lb. propane tank bottoms and wedge it under the door. When the door opens, the thing digs itself into the floor and makes the door hard to push upon. With the door bar AND the propane tank bottom your sister has about an ice cube's chance in hell getting through the door short of taking an ax to it.
odie On August 04, 2008

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toronto, Canada
#13New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 16:38:45
@kullik101 Said
my lock is mancled and theres a hole in my doorframe
my sister took a running jump while trying to get it


i am truelly amazed and s*** scared
she can destroy doors with her arse


good grief! you need a chainlock with a key!
angel21 On May 22, 2009




Co. Durham, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 16:40:36
@vekta Said
...and EVEN better, after you get the bar door made go get one of one those plastic 1 lb. propane tank bottoms and wedge it under the door. When the door opens, the thing digs itself into the floor and makes the door hard to push upon. With the door bar AND the propane tank bottom your sister has about an ice cube's chance in hell getting through the door short of taking an ax to it.


Hmmm remind me never to try gettin into your bedroom
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#15New Post! Apr 24, 2008 @ 16:44:37
@angel21 Said
Hmmm remind me never to try gettin into your bedroom


The door jam isn't the part you need to worry about. It's the .45 loaded with hollow points under the bed that you should be chewing your finger nails over.
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