more a limerick

there was a young man from australia,
who painted his a** like a dahlia,
the idea was fine,
as was the design,
but the scent was a bit of a failure.

hmmm this was supposed to be in poetry.

that was well i dunno interesting I guess better then what I would of come up with

there was a man from nantucket
kept his phallus in a bucket
tried as he may
he couldn't get laid
and so he just chucked it