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offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 21:38:44
it's tiny and fluffy and its black and white .. it's a cute little kitten ... awwww ... but last week i was sitting in my apartment pants ( trackie bottoms ,england ) eating my dinner ... very tasty chicken jalfrezi and pillau rice,mango chutney and greek natch yogurt ....when suddenly i leapt up and yelped .. and managed to knock my food all over the floor .... but that worry came a poor second to trying to extract the kitty's claws and teeth from my exposed groin .... and tonight , the claw in groin episode now a dim memory, i'm laying down watching tv ...and kitten comes for some affection ... which i give quite readilly ...and all of a sudden ... phatt ! a gust of the most awful stench hits me right in the nose ... and i'm kinda trapped because i can't get up fast in case i squash her ... and she 's looking at me all innocent like ...
treebee On April 13, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 21:41:11
stop eating curry and watching TV naked! Kitty does not appreciate such oafness.
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 21:44:57
@treebee Said

stop eating curry and watching TV naked! Kitty does not appreciate such oafness.



.. naked ? ..... i was wearing a spangly mankini ..
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#4New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:18:20
@offbeat Said

.. naked ? ..... i was wearing a spangly mankini ..



A "spangly mankini"? Sounds kind of Metro-Sexual to me. Would you classify yourself as one of those?

J.R.
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:23:03
@JR_Sanford Said

A "spangly mankini"? Sounds kind of Metro-Sexual to me. Would you classify yourself as one of those?

J.R.



i'm not even sure what it is jr
Rehabilitation_Please On May 20, 2016
Has Tiger Blood





Peterborough, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:26:20
@offbeat Said

it's tiny and fluffy and its black and white .. it's a cute little kitten ... awwww ... but last week i was sitting in my apartment pants ( trackie bottoms ,england ) eating my dinner ... very tasty chicken jalfrezi and pillau rice,mango chutney and greek natch yogurt ....when suddenly i leapt up and yelped .. and managed to knock my food all over the floor .... but that worry came a poor second to trying to extract the kitty's claws and teeth from my exposed groin .... and tonight , the claw in groin episode now a dim memory, i'm laying down watching tv ...and kitten comes for some affection ... which i give quite readilly ...and all of a sudden ... phatt ! a gust of the most awful stench hits me right in the nose ... and i'm kinda trapped because i can't get up fast in case i squash her ... and she 's looking at me all innocent like ...


Are Apartment pants like Boy Pants, Size 16 Husky?
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:31:17
@JR_Sanford Said

A "spangly mankini"? Sounds kind of Metro-Sexual to me. Would you classify yourself as one of those?

J.R.



i meant i'm not even sure what a mankini is ... and read the link thanks ... i'm definitely not a shopoholic/style junkie type ... i'm more about the person inside the clothes ...rather than the clothes ..
Sparklegirl On December 13, 2019
LL.M





Cumbria, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:32:57
@Rehabilitation_Please Said

Are Apartment pants like Boy Pants, Size 16 Husky?



What are those?! I keep seeing posts about them- most likely all by you but am lost as to what they are. Makes me think of husky dogs- I guess its not a leg equivelant of doggles?!

Well Offbeat, kittys like doggys require food- preferably of the human variety so will do whatever it takes to get it. Sadly for you, it resulted in pain
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#9New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:35:33
@Rehabilitation_Please Said

Are Apartment pants like Boy Pants, Size 16 Husky?



no they're just the sit around the house bottoms that we english wear these days ... like living room trackie bottoms .... i got the term apartment pants from phoebe on the show friends ...and i like the sound of it ..
ArmourOfGod On September 29, 2013

Banned



, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:36:53
You must learn the way of the cat in order to avoid this.
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:38:28
@Sparklegirl Said

What are those?! I keep seeing posts about them- most likely all by you but am lost as to what they are. Makes me think of husky dogs- I guess its not a leg equivelant of doggles?!

Well Offbeat, kittys like doggys require food- preferably of the human variety so will do whatever it takes to get it. Sadly for you, it resulted in pain



i generously decided that it was making a grab for the string pulls hanging from my waistband.... and scored a spectacular miss...or a bulls eye depending on your view point ..
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:39:59
@ArmourOfGod Said

You must learn the way of the cat in order to avoid this.



mmm.. i'd prefer she learned the way of the human ... i don't sneak up on her ..
Sparklegirl On December 13, 2019
LL.M





Cumbria, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:42:31
@offbeat Said

i generously decided that it was making a grab for the string pulls hanging from my waistband.... and scored a spectacular miss...or a bulls eye depending on your view point ..



spectacular miss
ArmourOfGod On September 29, 2013

Banned



, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:43:35
@offbeat Said

mmm.. i'd prefer she learned the way of the human ... i don't sneak up on her ..



That aint the way it works, the person chances for the cat, a little furry King/Queen of the household.
offbeat On November 18, 2022




london, United Kingdom
#15New Post! Jun 01, 2012 @ 22:50:29
@ArmourOfGod Said

That aint the way it works, the person chances for the cat, a little furry King/Queen of the household.



ok..you seem to know the feline psyche .... i'm only the lodger here ...is it worth me getting to know her ?
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