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Michael718 On March 16, 2010
.... Evil genius?


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Caprica City, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 18:01:00
How would you kill people? More specifically, the person above you????
Stigma On February 13, 2010
zombie vomit


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, New Hampshire
#2New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 18:06:10
Hang you by your feet and throw darts at you until you died from being upside down.
Halolahal On September 30, 2009




The Island, Australia
#3New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 18:54:01
I'd kill you with kindness.... muhahahaha

and then feed you to 4-day-starved-pigs.
tantan On May 21, 2011




Jacksonville, Florida
#4New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:24:38
Hmm pluck off your toe/fingernails, and beat you with a mace and then, feed your heaping bloody mess of a body to piranhas. Omnomnom!
Asme251 On December 21, 2017
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Boston, Massachusetts
#5New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:31:30
The methods I have seen are very ineffective and inefficient for a serial killer. When you're a serial killer, you want people dead as quickly as possible and you want the corpses to have no connection to you. You also want low visibility. For example, you don't want to kill a bazillion people from the same city or county. Spread out. Move from city to city. Since the police department in the city that you are investigating isn't likely to immediately contact other police departments in other states, you'll be undiscovered for a long time. If it were me, I'd probably kidnap the person above me, kill her, cremate her body, and dump it in the ocean. Clean, efficient, and effective.
tantan On May 21, 2011




Jacksonville, Florida
#6New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:33:44
@Asme251 Said

The methods I have seen are very ineffective and inefficient for a serial killer. When you're a serial killer, you want people dead as quickly as possible and you want the corpses to have no connection to you. You also want low visibility. For example, you don't want to kill a bazillion people from the same city or county. Spread out. Move from city to city. Since the police department in the city that you are investigating isn't likely to immediately contact other police departments in other states, you'll be undiscovered for a long time. If it were me, I'd probably kidnap the person above me, kill her, cremate her body, and dump it in the ocean. Clean, efficient, and effective.



Ohh, kidnapping! Kinky
DickieBell On January 18, 2010

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14AYSTACK!, California
#7New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:40:52
I'd kidnap you. But I don't kill, I steal... people
tantan On May 21, 2011




Jacksonville, Florida
#8New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:43:01
@d* **ieBell Said

I'd kidnap you. But I don't kill, I steal... people


Ohh a klepto-human stealer <<lmao, that sounded right in my head..
TheSweeney On October 12, 2009

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sweeney land, United Kingdom
#9New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:43:14
slash their eyeballs pour gasoline in them
the slowly feed them into a wood-chipper feet first
spadge On February 18, 2010
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Santa Land, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:44:59
If I was a serial killer, It would not be anyone on here. Well, none of my friends, anyway.
DickieBell On January 18, 2010

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14AYSTACK!, California
#11New Post! Sep 14, 2009 @ 23:50:37
It's be a quick death, I'd slit your throat. Then I'd pluck one of your eyeballs out and skull f*** you
spadge On February 18, 2010
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Santa Land, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Sep 15, 2009 @ 00:25:38
@d* **ieBell Said

It's be a quick death, I'd slit your throat. Then I'd pluck one of your eyeballs out and skull f*** you



I suspected you of being kinky
If I was a serial killer, I'd be specific in my targets.
So, you'd be pretty safe.
DickieBell On January 18, 2010

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14AYSTACK!, California
#13New Post! Sep 15, 2009 @ 00:29:50
@spadge Said

I suspected you of being kinky
If I was a serial killer, I'd be specific in my targets.
So, you'd be pretty safe.


Well excuuuuse me for not being the burly, masculine type of man you're after
spadge On February 18, 2010
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Santa Land, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Sep 15, 2009 @ 00:35:49
@d* **ieBell Said

Well excuuuuse me for not being the burly, masculine type of man you're after



I'm not that way inclined, but you flatter me sir.
Halolahal On September 30, 2009




The Island, Australia
#15New Post! Sep 15, 2009 @ 04:41:28
@Asme251 Said

The methods I have seen are very ineffective and inefficient for a serial killer. When you're a serial killer, you want people dead as quickly as possible and you want the corpses to have no connection to you. You also want low visibility. For example, you don't want to kill a bazillion people from the same city or county. Spread out. Move from city to city. Since the police department in the city that you are investigating isn't likely to immediately contact other police departments in other states, you'll be undiscovered for a long time. If it were me, I'd probably kidnap the person above me, kill her, cremate her body, and dump it in the ocean. Clean, efficient, and effective.



Please don't hurt me. :-O
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