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hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#1New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 01:53:20
How good is it to be Australian...

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to buy their cold and flu drugs, while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...
3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue
142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts
58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in
8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth
A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

AND FINALLY........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet
smellymatt On July 20, 2007

Banned



, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 01:54:48
oi smell pigeon ...sniff.sniffff
semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 01:56:30
I use sharp knives instead of screwdrivers!
And test 9v batteries on my tounge.
I may emigrate!
pinkpanther On May 09, 2008

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, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 01:57:18
@hannibal Said
How good is it to be Australian...

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Australia... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to buy their cold and flu drugs, while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.



Very good but all of the above could be said about Britain, so it aint only in Australia.
hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#5New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 01:58:49
@semi_precious_stone Said
I use sharp knives instead of screwdrivers!
And test 9v batteries on my tounge.
I may emigrate!


as long as your wearing those sexy golf clothes hunny
semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:03:20
@hannibal Said
as long as your wearing those sexy golf clothes hunny


Always... but they are disguised by my labcoat to kepp rosewillow happy!

hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#7New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:07:49
@semi_precious_stone Said
Always... but they are disguised by my labcoat to kepp rosewillow happy!




so i got to take care of rose huh
semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:09:45
@hannibal Said
so i got to take care of rose huh


Fraid so
hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#9New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:11:17
@semi_precious_stone Said
Fraid so




gimme 5 and itl be done.
i rekon she will go well with a good white wine
rosewillow On July 19, 2015

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, New Zealand
#10New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:12:28


I do need taking care of!

semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:12:34
Lol - gross!

hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#12New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:15:59
@rosewillow Said


I do need taking care of!



so i get both of you then!!! woot woot
hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#13New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:17:52
hannibal can share on these special moments
semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:22:11
@hannibal Said
hannibal can share on these special moments


Sharing is important!
hannibal On December 12, 2013




SYDNEY, Australia
#15New Post! Jul 10, 2007 @ 02:23:51
no no sharing is caring hun
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