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sweetheart5545 On November 06, 2013




, Florida
#1New Post! Apr 04, 2009 @ 16:16:26
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.She mounts the horse unassisted,and the horse immediately springs into motion,it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.In terror,she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot get a firm grip,she tries to throw her arm's around the horse's neck,but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops again,seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.Finally,giving up her frail grip,she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately,her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.As her head is battered against the ground,she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...the wal-mart manager runs over to shut off the horse.
loveis On January 15, 2010
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In the mirror,
#2New Post! Apr 04, 2009 @ 16:22:33
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
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a great future,
#3New Post! Apr 04, 2009 @ 16:24:00
magically_delicious On October 27, 2020




, California
#4New Post! Apr 04, 2009 @ 16:30:09
oh geez, hahaha. I'm blonde and going riding today for real...hope that doesn't happen to me, haha.
smilelove On September 01, 2013
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Somewhere, Ohio
#5New Post! Apr 04, 2009 @ 17:39:20
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