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the_undertaker On November 22, 2007




Middlesex, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:10:15
There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat

the_undertaker On November 22, 2007




Middlesex, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:11:27
There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

the_undertaker On November 22, 2007




Middlesex, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:14:06
There was a young lass from Australia
Who painted her a** like a Dahlia
The shape it was fine
And the color devine
But the aroma--well, that was a faihlia

justvr On February 20, 2006




, Wallis and Futuna
#4New Post! Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:18:32
There was a young man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Loads of grass, grew out of his arse,
while out of his ears grew weeds
elektrakosh On September 29, 2007




, United
#5New Post! Nov 17, 2005 @ 12:30:02
..Hehehehehe!
the_undertaker On November 22, 2007




Middlesex, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Nov 17, 2005 @ 13:27:45
There was a young student from Boston,

Who drove around in an Austen.

There was room for his ass

and a gallon of gas.

But his balls hung out and he lost 'em
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