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christopherrobin On December 02, 2008




Auckland, New Zealand
#1New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 20:57:13
Tell me i need a luagh hehehe
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022




Detroit, Michigan
#2New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 20:57:47
My jokes offend everyone lol
adrinachrome On April 04, 2023




Fukitall, Arizona
#3New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 21:03:47
I don't know if this is the funniest joke I ever heard but its funny as hell.


Why do women fake orgasms?


Cause they think we give a f**k.

A girl told me this,
so that makes it even funnier.
christopherrobin On December 02, 2008




Auckland, New Zealand
#4New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 21:04:57
hahahaha:P
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022




Detroit, Michigan
#5New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 21:06:36
@adrinachrome Said
I don't know if this is the funniest joke I ever heard but its funny as hell.


Why do women fake orgasms?


Cause they think we give a f**k.

A girl told me this,
so that makes it even funnier.


Yeah I've always wondered that...lol
l_teddy10 On January 27, 2022




Detroit, Michigan
#6New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 21:08:18
@smallbutterflies Said
Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit!

Whats sicker than finding 17 dead babys in a trash can?

Finding 1 baby in 17 trash cans!


That last one is kinda gross...
christopherrobin On December 02, 2008




Auckland, New Zealand
#7New Post! May 21, 2008 @ 21:10:42
thats nasty but i laughed....sadly
princess_90210 On November 05, 2008




Elmira, New York
#8New Post! May 23, 2008 @ 04:27:12
wats the difference between an sacka dead babies and a porche...







theres a sacka dead babies in my garage
klr On May 25, 2008




Edmonton, Canada
#9New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 19:53:21
thats is completely stupid
missclairerose On August 04, 2010




, United Kingdom
#10New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 19:55:46
Two nuns' in a bath and one says "where's the soap" and the other on says "yes, it does doesn't it".

Took me about 6 years to get this one. It's true what they say on here. He who laughs last just thinks slower!
CarlyBoo On December 22, 2010

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Guernsey, United Kingdom
#11New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:00:04
@missclairerose Said
Two nuns' in a bath and one says "where's the soap" and the other on says "yes, it does doesn't it".

Took me about 6 years to get this one. It's true what they say on here. He who laughs last just thinks slower!


I don't get it, care to explain?
missclairerose On August 04, 2010




, United Kingdom
#12New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:05:01
Exactly, neither did I then one day I was just sitting there and I got it. I don't want to explain, selfishly, as it took me so long but I will. Firstly you need to have a dirty mind (I unfortunately have that in abundence because I have far too much time on my hands), and secondly you need to change the Where'sthe soap to Wears the soap. Let's see if you get it now. I hope so. I have another joke though. Hang on and i'll do it. I heard it on the radio and cracked up. I looked a bit daft in my car.
angelcake On January 18, 2016
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Eastleigh, United Kingdom
#13New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:07:31
LMAO i got it!!!! very clever
CarlyBoo On December 22, 2010

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Guernsey, United Kingdom
#14New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:08:15
@missclairerose Said
Exactly, neither did I then one day I was just sitting there and I got it. I don't want to explain, selfishly, as it took me so long but I will. Firstly you need to have a dirty mind (I unfortunately have that in abundence because I have far too much time on my hands), and secondly you need to change the Where'sthe soap to Wears the soap. Let's see if you get it now. I hope so. I have another joke though. Hang on and i'll do it. I heard it on the radio and cracked up. I looked a bit daft in my car.


Thank you for explaining and your right, i still don't get it

But i will make sure that i think about it and try to understand, thank you!
missclairerose On August 04, 2010




, United Kingdom
#15New Post! May 25, 2008 @ 20:08:52
A lobster walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint. The barman refuses saying that he is barred and should leave. So the lobster says " ahng on a minute mate I come in here all the time. All I want is a drink. Please Can I have a pint?" The barman gets a bit ross and says no, he can't have a drink. The lobster is confused and asks why. The barman replies.... "Cos you keep coming in here giving it all that!"
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