first born

ok.......i'm not biblical or any of that stuff, so i need your help with this one!

my neighbor, (bill) has a 20 year-old daughter and a 18 year-old son. i won his "first born" in a poker game a few months ago! 'til this day, he refuses to give me the girl!

obviously she is the first born......she's older than the boy is! however, the neighbor is a religous kind of guy! (you can just tell by the way he bets his kids in poker games!) anyways, he's claiming that anyone who follows the bible knows that your "first born" is always considered your first 'boy' born!

wtf? anyone know the bible? anyone know if this is true? i don't really want the girl, but it would be fun to have her wash my cars or give me a hand-job or something! plus, i just enjoy f***in' with bill!

I dont know in a biblical sense, but traditionally your first born is your first born son. thinkit gos back to when the benevolent omniprescent god slaightered teh first born children

Yeah apparently 1st born means son! For some reason

We aint valid, us girls???

Since she is 20 years old and this is America, I think I will fly over and kick you in the nuts. lol

Heavy

Yes, definitely. The first-born son is the heir. So he's got ya.

Ok heres what you do,

agree with Bill take his son, SWAP him for the day with another friends daughter....(you must have someone who will paly along with ya,)


then watch his face when he notices you aint got his son!

oh f*** that's good! i actually think i'm gonna do something like that!

Thought that might appeal to ya

You know what my feelings on the subject are?

Women aren't responsible for determining the sex of the baby. It's all the man's fault. Why should women have to take the blame?

f***ers.

*Applause*

Seriously though! It's the man's job to determine the sex of the baby! If he didn't get what he wanted in the first place, to hell with him!

Yep its the male gene that determines the sex! Thats one thing i learned!!!

So to all those males out there who throw away women if they don't produce a son, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!

women's rights!