or you know you're joined pretty cheap-ass health-care provider
moderator's heath-care plan :
pedal-powered dialysis machines.
use of antibiotics deemed an " unauthorized experimental procedure ".
head- wounded victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of " war and peace ".
you ask for viagra. you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
annual breast exam conducted by hooters.
you swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
" will you be paying in eggs or pelts ?"
tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.
" take two leeches and call me in the morning."
the company's logo features a hand a bleeding turnip.
tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicle.
covered post-natal care consists of leaving your baby on mia farrow's doorstep.
radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to walk around with a postcard from chemobyl in their pocket.
" pre-natal vitamin " prescription is a box of tic-tacs.
chief surgeon graduated from university of benchana.
directions to your doctor's office include: " take a left where you enter the trailer park. "
doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.
only item listed under preventive care feature of coverage is " an apple of a day. "
one particating physicans are dr. fine, dr. howard, and dr. fine.
only proctologist is the plan is " gus " from root-rooter.
plan covers only " group " gynecological exams.
preprinted prescription pads that say " walk it off, candyass !"
to avoid a time consuming and expensive throat culture, a french kisses you.
you can get flu shot as soon the hypodermic needle is dry.
your " primacy care physican " is wearing the pants, you gave to goodwill last month.
24-hours claims line is 1-800-tuf-luck.
costly mri equipment effectly replaced by oversized 2-sided copier.
emema ? the lavatory faucet swivels to face upward.
ATTENTION ! ATTENTION ! TFS MEMBERS !!!
YOU JUST READ ABOVE, HOW CHEAP EL TINO IS THIS TYRANT TO OUR BELOVED MODERATORS! I FIND THIS INCREDIBLE APPALING, AS A MEMBER, I MEAN THE $10.00 CHECK THAT THIS TYRANT PAID OUR BELOVED MODERATORS PER MONTH ! HOW DOES A MODERATOR LIVED ON $ 10.00 PERM ONTH, EL TINO, YOU ARE CHEAP, CHEAP, AND DOUBLE CHEAP, THAT REALLY f***ING CHEAP ! MEMBERS, COME TOGETHER AS ONE, THIS IS CRAZY, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW( I WAIT ! ). MEMBERS, DON'T GO OUT IN THIS CRAY WORLD, YOU WANT TO STAY HOME TO BE WITH OUR BELOVED MODERATORS ( I'LL RATHER BE WITH A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WITH BIG KNOCKERS, MYSELF. ) NOW, MEMBERS OF TFS E-MAIL EL TINO, TELL HIM THAT OUR BELOVED MODERATORS THAT THEY SHOULD GET A RAISE, YOU DEMAND HIM, TO GIVE THEM ANOTHER $10.00 PER MONTH MORE! I THINK THEY DESERVE IT, WHAT DO I KNOW, I AM CERTIFIED ! BUT I AM SO ANGRY AT EL TINO, HIS SLAVERY TACTS TO OUR BELOVED MODERATORS, IT'S UNTHINKABLE, BARBARIAN! MEMBERS, YOU ARE ANGRY AT EL TINO, I WANT YOU TYPE HOW YOU FEEL, AND FOLLOW ME, AND TYPE BELOW THIS POST:
I AM MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE !
THIS MADMAN AND HIS TYRANNY MUST STOP HERE AND NOW AND FOREVER ! FREEDOM MUST RING! MEMBERS, OUR BELOVED MODERATORS MUST BE FREE, AND THEY MUST STAND UP TO THIS TYRANT, AND SAID WITH ONE VOICE :
FREE AT LAST !, THANK GOD, I AM FREE AT LAST !
NOW, MY FELLOW MEMBERS, GET OUT YOUR TWITTERS AND START TWITTING TO THE WORLD, TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS TYRANT, HE MUST BE STOP, SCREAM OUT AND SAID :
I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE !!!