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twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#1New Post! Mar 17, 2011 @ 00:42:40
or you know you're joined pretty cheap-ass health-care provider

moderator's heath-care plan :

pedal-powered dialysis machines.

use of antibiotics deemed an " unauthorized experimental procedure ".

head- wounded victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of " war and peace ".

you ask for viagra. you get a popsicle stick and duct tape.

annual breast exam conducted by hooters.

you swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.

" will you be paying in eggs or pelts ?"

tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.

" take two leeches and call me in the morning."

the company's logo features a hand a bleeding turnip.

tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicle.

covered post-natal care consists of leaving your baby on mia farrow's doorstep.

radiation treatment for cancer patients requires them to walk around with a postcard from chemobyl in their pocket.

" pre-natal vitamin " prescription is a box of tic-tacs.

chief surgeon graduated from university of benchana.

directions to your doctor's office include: " take a left where you enter the trailer park. "

doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.

only item listed under preventive care feature of coverage is " an apple of a day. "

one particating physicans are dr. fine, dr. howard, and dr. fine.



only proctologist is the plan is " gus " from root-rooter.

plan covers only " group " gynecological exams.

preprinted prescription pads that say " walk it off, candyass !"

to avoid a time consuming and expensive throat culture, a french kisses you.

recycled bandages.

you can get flu shot as soon the hypodermic needle is dry.

your " primacy care physican " is wearing the pants, you gave to goodwill last month.

24-hours claims line is 1-800-tuf-luck.

costly mri equipment effectly replaced by oversized 2-sided copier.

emema ? the lavatory faucet swivels to face upward.



ATTENTION ! ATTENTION ! TFS MEMBERS !!!

YOU JUST READ ABOVE, HOW CHEAP EL TINO IS THIS TYRANT TO OUR BELOVED MODERATORS! I FIND THIS INCREDIBLE APPALING, AS A MEMBER, I MEAN THE $10.00 CHECK THAT THIS TYRANT PAID OUR BELOVED MODERATORS PER MONTH ! HOW DOES A MODERATOR LIVED ON $ 10.00 PERM ONTH, EL TINO, YOU ARE CHEAP, CHEAP, AND DOUBLE CHEAP, THAT REALLY f***ING CHEAP ! MEMBERS, COME TOGETHER AS ONE, THIS IS CRAZY, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW( I WAIT ! ). MEMBERS, DON'T GO OUT IN THIS CRAY WORLD, YOU WANT TO STAY HOME TO BE WITH OUR BELOVED MODERATORS ( I'LL RATHER BE WITH A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WITH BIG KNOCKERS, MYSELF. ) NOW, MEMBERS OF TFS E-MAIL EL TINO, TELL HIM THAT OUR BELOVED MODERATORS THAT THEY SHOULD GET A RAISE, YOU DEMAND HIM, TO GIVE THEM ANOTHER $10.00 PER MONTH MORE! I THINK THEY DESERVE IT, WHAT DO I KNOW, I AM CERTIFIED ! BUT I AM SO ANGRY AT EL TINO, HIS SLAVERY TACTS TO OUR BELOVED MODERATORS, IT'S UNTHINKABLE, BARBARIAN! MEMBERS, YOU ARE ANGRY AT EL TINO, I WANT YOU TYPE HOW YOU FEEL, AND FOLLOW ME, AND TYPE BELOW THIS POST:

I AM MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE !

THIS MADMAN AND HIS TYRANNY MUST STOP HERE AND NOW AND FOREVER ! FREEDOM MUST RING! MEMBERS, OUR BELOVED MODERATORS MUST BE FREE, AND THEY MUST STAND UP TO THIS TYRANT, AND SAID WITH ONE VOICE :

FREE AT LAST !, THANK GOD, I AM FREE AT LAST !

NOW, MY FELLOW MEMBERS, GET OUT YOUR TWITTERS AND START TWITTING TO THE WORLD, TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS TYRANT, HE MUST BE STOP, SCREAM OUT AND SAID :

I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE !!!



hoppy On August 27, 2013




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#2New Post! Mar 17, 2011 @ 01:10:20
drummerwannabe On June 17, 2019
Travel Junkie





In a drum.., Minnesota
#3New Post! Mar 17, 2011 @ 01:11:33
Wow!
white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#4New Post! Mar 17, 2011 @ 01:37:38
Uhhh, what's my twitter password ? oh, I member now , tino took it to use as a something or other for ,,,
HiImDan On August 02, 2021




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#5New Post! Mar 17, 2011 @ 01:46:15
pedal-powered dialysis machines

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