so this tombstone said that santa was 164 years old, when he died. I wonder old raindeers were espically big nose. I had a big red nose like I would in aaa.
what a winehead!
big nose has some vodva in that eggnog on Christmas eve that drink. santa was lucky , big nose ran into some trees face first. so santa died 15 years ago, so what? not jesus , or easter bunny. santa is nobody, a winehead with a big nose running to chimneys. santa didn't climb down them, he fell in them. a parents give santa cookies, with 90% of rum in them.
right, kids. santa was a drunk, parents gave cookies with liquid in them to santa on Christmas eve. santa hate kids, that right. once a year, santa got a free booze to fall in chimneys to deliver gifts. the gifts were free, your parents put out 20 dollars for the gifts. santa had to have booze for 364 days, since santa one day a year.
I like eggnog , I hate cheese roll. yaah! I am jewish. why in hell, do I care if santa is alive or dead. I get 8 gifts every Chanukah, na! na!
I heard that jesus thought santa was overrated.