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xtreme On April 05, 2012




dirty south,
#1New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 12:32:29
Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By December 15, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or b****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Wellard On April 29, 2012
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In your Mind, Cape Verde
#2New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 12:47:57
Could you please run us through your thought processes moments before you decided to post this?.
x_Laura_x On July 30, 2021




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 12:50:36
Utterly hilarious
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#4New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:00:56
That is such a horrid stereotype.
sister_of_mercy On March 11, 2015




London, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:39:02
Sweet_Merry On June 25, 2021
One day. . . I will





Building my Castles in the Sky
#6New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:41:07
I'll sign up for Class #9. I've never seen it happen yet.
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#7New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:43:49
@Sweet_Merry Said

I'll sign up for Class #9. I've never seen it happen yet.



I have I can admit I'm wrong when I am
But honestly all those classes goes both ways.
Sweet_Merry On June 25, 2021
One day. . . I will





Building my Castles in the Sky
#8New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:46:52
@plebian_angel Said

I have I can admit I'm wrong when I am
But honestly all those classes goes both ways.



~You're right... they can.

Oh, look! I can admit when I'm wrong. Too bad it's to a lady the first time.
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#9New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:47:37
@Sweet_Merry Said

~You're right... they can.

Oh, look! I can admit when I'm wrong. Too bad it's to a lady the first time.



Doesn't count then
hoppy On August 27, 2013




,
#10New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 13:48:31
My last wife failed all those classes.
xtreme On April 05, 2012




dirty south,
#11New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 14:36:07
@Wellard Said

Could you please run us through your thought processes moments before you decided to post this?.



why ?
Wellard On April 29, 2012
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In your Mind, Cape Verde
#12New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 14:59:14
@xtreme Said

why ?


So we could perhaps learn the reason behind why you would bother to post something as ?ber-s*** as this thread??.
Delta62 On April 04, 2021
Natural asshole





manchester, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 15:01:02
@hoppy Said

My last wife failed all those classes.



by wife you mean hand?
sTreetAngeL On April 22, 2021
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#14New Post! Dec 14, 2010 @ 17:23:06
2, and 7 is rather funny.
xtreme On April 05, 2012




dirty south,
#15New Post! Dec 15, 2010 @ 12:19:37
@Wellard Said

So we could perhaps learn the reason behind why you would bother to post something as ?ber-s*** as this thread??.



aww good lawd get a grip ! others like the post cant help it that you dont have a sense of humor
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