q. name the four seasons.
a. salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
q. explain one of the processes by which water can be safe to drink.
a. flirtation make the water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, deep sheep, and canoeists.
q. how is dew formed?
a. the sun shine down on the leaves and make them persire.
q. what is a planet?
a. a body of earth surrounded by sky.
q. what causes the tides in the oceans?
a. the tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. all water tends to flows toward the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature arbors a vacuum. i forget where the sun joins in this fight.
q. what quarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
a. if you buy a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
q. in democratic society, how important are the elections?
a. very important. sex can only happen when a man get an election.
q. what are steroids?
a. things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
q. what happens to your body as you age?
a. when you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
q. what happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
a. he says goodbye to his boyfriend and looks forward to his adultery.
q. name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
a. premature death.
q. what is artificial insemination?
a. when the farmer does it to a bull instead a cow.
q. how are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g. abdomen. )
a. the body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax, and the abdeminal cavity. the brainium contains the heart and lungs, and contains the five bowels A,E,I,O, and U.
q. what is the fibula?
a. a small lie.
q. what does " varicose " mean?
q. what is the most common form of birth control?
a. most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
q. give the meaning of the term " caesarean section "
a. the caesarean section is a district in rome.
q. what is seizure?
a. a roman emperor.
q. what is terminal illness?
a. when you are sick at the airport.
q. give an examples of a fungus. what is a characteristic feature?
a. mushrooms. they always grow in a dump places and so they look like umbrellas.
q. what does the word "benign " mean?
a. benign is what you will be after you be eight.
q. what is a turbine?
a. something an arab wears on his head.