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maximillion

, Minnesota

Nov 06, 2007 @ 10:19:39

qoute from kryten the service robot
the show red dwarf

Kryten
That was the old me sir. I?ve grown and matured since then. The new me wants you
to have children so that I can iron those itty-bitty little socks! And your not
getting any younger sir. Nor are your sperms. I?m getting worried about those
guys. Any older and they?ll need a ?Stana Stair Lift? to get up the fallopian
tubes.

Danger_Mouse

Christchurch, New Zealand

Nov 06, 2007 @ 10:41:06

I love red-dwarf!

Favourite episode must be Polymorph:

Rimmer [walking in to find Kryton trying to remove the polymorth from Listers pants]: It doesn't surprise me, you will bonk anything wont ya Lister!

maximillion

, Minnesota

Nov 06, 2007 @ 10:43:32

i know that one

queenofhearts

, United Kingdom

Nov 06, 2007 @ 11:29:37

Thats pretty funny

silverhorseusa

Lubbock, Texas

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:30:17

lmao

I almost spit my ceral out on that it was so funny lmao

maximillion

, Minnesota

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:30:48

semi_precious_stone

, United Kingdom

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:32:27

Red dwarf

maximillion

, Minnesota

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:34:20

that post alone earnt you a kudos hun

semi_precious_stone

, United Kingdom

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:37:55

Get on Maxi!

Thanks x

maximillion

, Minnesota

#10

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:38:34

silverhorseusa

Lubbock, Texas

#11

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:39:28

someone say "KUDOS"

may I hve one PLZ???

ditzydoll

birmingham, United Kingdom

#12

Nov 06, 2007 @ 12:54:46

@maximillion Said
qoute from kryten the service robot
the show red dwarf

Kryten
That was the old me sir. I?ve grown and matured since then. The new me wants you
to have children so that I can iron those itty-bitty little socks! And your not
getting any younger sir. Nor are your sperms. I?m getting worried about those
guys. Any older and they?ll need a ?Stana Stair Lift? to get up the fallopian
tubes.

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