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bubblenose On November 13, 2007




bolton, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 16, 2006 @ 16:31:27
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a** kicked.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
stormie76 On March 20, 2010
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Melbourne, Australia
#2New Post! Dec 16, 2006 @ 16:41:50
you could have posted this before i drank a 6 pack
bubblenose On November 13, 2007




bolton, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Dec 17, 2006 @ 02:05:41
Oh i forgot one

11. Warning Alcohol makes you unable to post replys
dragonwars On July 30, 2009




Wellington, New Zealand
#4New Post! Dec 21, 2006 @ 06:29:05
They should put those on every bottle of alchohol lol
garfunkel On December 29, 2008
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Sydney, Australia
#5New Post! Dec 21, 2006 @ 06:30:29
@bubblenose Said


9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.



LOL! so true
treebee On April 13, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Dec 21, 2006 @ 08:08:47
@bubblenose Said

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


I love that one
nothinsnew On September 15, 2009

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The Coast, Australia
#7New Post! Dec 21, 2006 @ 08:12:46
ahhhhhhhhh ...... may also lead yu to think that are actually not drunk and are laughin with the comrades!!!
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