aardvark apreeeeesh thread

Who likes aardvarks??

post aardvark pics and/or jokes now! best ones get Ko0dos


What do you call an hardvark who takes on another hardvark and wins?..an hardvark.

What do you call an hardvark who takes on two hardvarks and wins? A well hardvark.

What do you call an hardvark who takes on another hardvark and loses? A vark.

What do you do to an aardvark with no legs?

Take it for a drag.

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What do an aardvark and a plum have in common?

Both of them are purple. Except for the aardvark.

And sadly, as usual... the anteater is left out yet again...

one time, I let am anteater played poker with me and my boys.

that I was a big mistake, not only the anteater ate my snacks for the boys. he ate his anties and everybody else's anties.

he could just told us, he know didn't how to play poker.

Their one-piece bathing suit looks more comfortable than the penguin's tux.

Apparently we also apreeeeesh anteaters.

3rd guy from the right?

Do they all act that way? It really is cute when they turn around and fling their legs out like that.