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a very sad , sad , sad story....wanna hear???

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catlady On March 26, 2010




, Washington
#2New Post! Feb 10, 2005 @ 23:10:24
LOL!
Thats so funny!!!
jaybee On June 16, 2011




, Ireland
#3New Post! Feb 10, 2005 @ 23:14:23
very good
djrockstar_2 On May 22, 2006




back to being alone .........,
#4New Post! Feb 10, 2005 @ 23:27:30
oh i got more.....cept they are worse and i think only girls will like it but any way....

OK so you've got this girl and this guy that are comletly in love with each other and they are into everything ...if ya know what i mean...well the guy has to go on a business trip...
wife "well what am i gonna do w/o you?"
husband "well here follow me. "

sh follows him into the bedroom where he drills a whole in the wall and puts a banana in it.

husband" when you get the feeling just use this."
wife" fine" a few hours later a white guy is walkin down the alley and he sees this banana stickin outta the wall and for s***s and giggles he takes it and puts his d*** in it...after a feww minutes he feels sumtin he s all holy s***...

he goes to his asian friend and says dude if you put your d*** in wall you'll get a free screw...the other guys like no way...

he goes and does it and a few minutes later it happens..he goes to his mexican friend and says the same thing and the guys like...no way...
he goes and does it a feww minutes later it happens and he's freakin out...he goes to his black friend and says if he puts his d*** in the wall he'll get a free screw...hes all no way...he goes and does it.....

he's standing there waiting and waiting and heres noise in the room and all of a sudden

wife" oh no its rotten"

CHOP!!!!
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!





How about you come find me....
#5New Post! Feb 10, 2005 @ 23:30:20
Lol! Thats so funny
catlady On March 26, 2010




, Washington
#6New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:09:40
LMAO!!!
djrockstar_2 On May 22, 2006




back to being alone .........,
#7New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:15:00
ohhhhh nobdy else thinks its funny...ok i'll do another one.... okay so theres this guy and he's watching his friends little girl ... he decides to go and tells the girl to wait there

Girl: no I'm gunna tell my daddy!!!
Man: fine.

so they go to his house and he decides to take a shower...

Girl: can i come?
Man: no
Girl: im gunna tell my daddy
Man: fine just don't look down

so they go shower and she drops the soap.. she goes to pick it up

Girl: ewwwww what is that???
Man: shamu
Girl: can i play with it?
Man: NO!!!!
Girl: i'm gunna tell my daddy
Man: fine

so she does...the man finishes his shower and wants to go to bed.

Girl: can i come and play with shamu while you sleep??
Man: NO!!!!!!!
Girl: im gunna tell my daddy
Man: fine

he falls asleep and then suddendly wakes up and sees blood everywhere and she has his d*** in one hand and a knife in the other

Girl: Shamu squirted me so i cut it off!!!

El_Tino On August 10, 2020
booyaka!





Albuquerque, New Mexico
#8New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:16:31
djrockstar_2 On May 22, 2006




back to being alone .........,
#9New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:18:48
sorry tino the truth hurts.....lol
catlady On March 26, 2010




, Washington
#10New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:19:53
That's just wrong
Ko On January 25, 2011
\\m/(>.<)\\m/





949 Orange County, California
#11New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 00:30:35
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
oldways On May 03, 2005




Practising Voodoo in, Haiti
#12New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 08:43:23
I say, that is awfully funny!
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!





How about you come find me....
#13New Post! Feb 11, 2005 @ 17:12:22
ew... that ones goin to far
djrockstar_2 On May 22, 2006




back to being alone .........,
#14New Post! Feb 14, 2005 @ 15:05:46
yeah its supposed to be funny and gross at the same time....
djrockstar_2 On May 22, 2006




back to being alone .........,
#15New Post! Feb 17, 2005 @ 22:45:26
herres a new one..... ait? so therres this guy and this girl and the girls givin the guy a bj and this girl all of sudden gets a siezure...they are seen in the hospital shortly after...the girl for the seizure and the guy for a hurt.."male organ"

WHY: when you have a seizure your teeth automatically shuts...get the hint??? not as funny but still....

your truly the dj
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