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a blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at a local wood mill..

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 23, 2010 @ 22:39:49
The manager calls the blind man into his office nd asked him how he expected to do this job, since he was blind..

The blind man replied that he would do the job by smell..The manager decided to test his theory, and put a piece of wood in front of him.. The manager asks, what is it without touching it.. The blind guy says that's easy, that's a fine piece of fir.. You're correct, the manager says, now try and tell me what this one is.. The blind man says that's a hard and very fine piece of ash.. you're right again proclaims the manager, I don't know how you do it..

The manager decides to bluff the old boy, and gets his secretary to lift up her skirt and put her crotch in the blind mans face.. I'm confused said the blind man, can you turn it around.. So the secretary turns around and puts her @$$ in his face.. The blind man says oh, you're trying to confuse me, but I know exactly what that wood is.. It;s a sh*t house door off a tuna boat..
uglyinpink On April 14, 2010




Altn, Illinois
#2New Post! Mar 30, 2010 @ 03:59:06
Wow, thats bad ass.
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