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Your Employer changed to a cheap HMO?

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Allyson On January 20, 2010

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, Michigan
#1New Post! Nov 09, 2009 @ 18:23:25
Ten Top Indicators that your Employer has changed to a cheaper HMO

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from RotoRooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network- charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO:
1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
backseatcynic On January 19, 2010




Henryetta, Oklahoma
#2New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:29:14
What HMO? I've been taking care of myself this way for years.
Sweet_Merry On October 01, 2023
One day. . . I will





Building my Castles in the Sky
#3New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:32:29
NickoBorgir On November 18, 2009

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Melbourne, Australia
#4New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:35:59
haha, was that from Letterman?
Allyson On January 20, 2010

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, Michigan
#5New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:40:48
@NickoBorgir Said

haha, was that from Letterman?



I got it in a email from a friend
NickoBorgir On November 18, 2009

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Melbourne, Australia
#6New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:42:11
@Allyson Said

I got it in a email from a friend



well it's great either way! Just sounds very much like a Letterman Top 10 list, especially the way it's worded, don't you think?
Allyson On January 20, 2010

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, Michigan
#7New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:46:42
@NickoBorgir Said

well it's great either way! Just sounds very much like a Letterman Top 10 list, especially the way it's worded, don't you think?



it does sound like
NickoBorgir On November 18, 2009

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Melbourne, Australia
#8New Post! Nov 10, 2009 @ 03:47:59
@Allyson Said

it does sound like



Thanks for posting that, was a good giggle
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