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rondetto On September 20, 2023




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 29, 2023 @ 11:34:26
I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit.🚓 As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down.
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!”
Now the officer is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got poop coming outta my bottom!!”
He started laughing!😂 I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Bottom home to do her business.
He could NOT stop laughing!😂 As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”😳
My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said "Nope and you're not in trouble either." This lil girl is my hero!!!
Darkman666 On September 15, 2023




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 29, 2023 @ 21:32:13
@rondetto Said

I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going 12 mph over the speed limit.🚓 As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all of my windows down.
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 year old niece started screaming from the backseat “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!”
Now the officer is HEARING her scream this and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE and says “I’ve got poop coming outta my bottom!!”
He started laughing!😂 I was shocked and embarrassed! He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get Miss Pupu Bottom home to do her business.
He could NOT stop laughing!😂 As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”😳
My niece smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.” I said “So, you’re not pooping?” She said "Nope and you're not in trouble either." This lil girl is my hero!!!


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