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Charles On November 16, 2010




, Christmas Island
#1New Post! Nov 24, 2009 @ 17:19:41
Before I get blasted I stole these from the net.

You think Central Park is "nature."

You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that it means Manhattan.

You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.

Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

Your door has more than three locks.

Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

You cried the day Mayor Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.

You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
KAMPA On October 28, 2013
Admiral Karl Donuts





Uhlan Bator, Mongolia
#2New Post! Nov 24, 2009 @ 17:21:40
When you refer to the sidewalk as the floor! When you say you want a regular coffee,meaning loads of cream and sugar!
mrmexico25 On November 19, 2019




Dallas, Texas
#3New Post! Nov 24, 2009 @ 19:34:45
I guess all of this means I know Im not from New York...
gakINGKONG On 38 minutes ago




, Florida
#4New Post! Sep 12, 2020 @ 11:13:38
Your favorite president has buildings named after him.
mrmhead 10 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#5New Post! Sep 12, 2020 @ 13:11:21
It's one thing to have buildings and places named after someone in honor:
Ronald Reagan National Airport
NASA Glen Research Center

It's another to have the vanity to name them after yourself:
Trump Tower, New York City.
Trump Tower at City Center, White Plains, New York.
Trump Towers, Sunny Isles Beach, Florida.
Trump Tower Kolkata, Kolkata, India.
Trump Tower Manila (Philippines)
Trump Towers Istanbul, Turkey.
Trump Towers Pune, India.
darkman666 3 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Sep 12, 2020 @ 14:45:37
@mrmhead Said

It's one thing to have buildings and places named after someone in honor:
Ronald Reagan National Airport
NASA Glen Research Center

It's another to have the vanity to name them after yourself:
Trump Tower, New York City.
Trump Tower at City Center, White Plains, New York.
Trump Towers, Sunny Isles Beach, Florida.
Trump Tower Kolkata, Kolkata, India.
Trump Tower Manila (Philippines)
Trump Towers Istanbul, Turkey.
Trump Towers Pune, India.


forget: Trump Towers Outhouses - Central Park, New York.
darkman666 3 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#7New Post! Sep 12, 2020 @ 19:59:51
You know your from New York when it made in china.
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