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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 13, 2020 @ 18:12:21
I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how pissed you are."

Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk."

She said, "Yes you are."

I said, "No I'm bloody not."

She said, "Can you tell the time?"

I walked up to the clock & said, "I'm not bloody drunk!"
darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 13, 2020 @ 18:28:57
@rondetto Said

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how pissed you are."

Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk."

She said, "Yes you are."

I said, "No I'm bloody not."

She said, "Can you tell the time?"

I walked up to the clock & said, "I'm not bloody drunk!"


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