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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 12, 2022 @ 12:29:42
Willie, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby
World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey
doc, I dun't feel so good, " said Willie.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Willie that he
had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Willie "I'm gitting a sicond opinion,!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Willie the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Willie refused the treatment. Willie was devastated,
but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi
doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Willie, you huv prostate
sickness,".
"What's the cure thin doc,?" asked Willie hoping for a different
answer.
"Well, Willie", said the Kiwi doctor "We're gonna huv to cut off your
balls."
"Phew, thank god for thut!" said Willie, "those Aussie bastards wanted
to take my test tickets off me!"
Darkman666 On about 20 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Aug 12, 2022 @ 20:06:07
@rondetto Said

Willie, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby
World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey
doc, I dun't feel so good, " said Willie.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Willie that he
had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Willie "I'm gitting a sicond opinion,!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Willie the same diagnosis and also
advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Willie refused the treatment. Willie was devastated,
but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi
doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Willie, you huv prostate
sickness,".
"What's the cure thin doc,?" asked Willie hoping for a different
answer.
"Well, Willie", said the Kiwi doctor "We're gonna huv to cut off your
balls."
"Phew, thank god for thut!" said Willie, "those Aussie bastards wanted
to take my test tickets off me!"





i heard a man went to a chinese doctor one day, complaining his willie was on fire. the doctor told him, the pain will relief itself in a few days. because his willie will fall off!
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