A boss wondered why one of his most valued
employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with
one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your Daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No"
Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?" again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,
the boss asked, "Is there anybody else there?"
"Yes, " whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the
boss asked, May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Fireman," the child
whispered.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is
that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,
"The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What
are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a
muffled giggle:
"ME"
Jan 18, 2007 @ 13:14:12
