When Prince Andrew first got engaged to Fergie,

When Prince Andrew first got engaged to Fergie, he asked his father, "How will I know if she si still a virgin?"

"It's simple son," replied Prince Phillip, "On your honeymoon night, when you get into bed, if she's clumsy, nervous, makes mistakes and is not sure what to do then you can be fairly sure that she is a virgin. But, if she gives you instructions and tells you what to do, you'll know she's been around."

After the honeymoon, Phillip asked, "How was it son?"

"Just great," said Andrew, "It was just as you said and she's definitely a virgin."

"Was she nervous son?" asked Prince Phillip.

"She sure was father," Andrew replied, In fact she was so confused and nervous that when she got into bed, instead of putting her pillow under her head, she put it under her bum!!!!"