What's the worst crime you've ever commited?

I once stole a crayon in kindergarden. No regrets, though.

My mom caught me forging a report card. I didn't get grounded or anything. She just yelled at me. I never turned the report card into school and didn't get into trouble for it.

I'd have to say "disturbing the peace". Me and my friends were using our potato launcher at about 11pm. People weren't too happy and called the cops and they took it

Whatever it's called when you cross the street and don't use the crosswalk, that's what I did. lol

i belive the term is jay walking naughty naughty
we dont have that law over here
i got done for speeding

Got busted for having some pot.

no official police contact here, thats all I'm gonna say

i had a knife on me

I got through airport customs without declaring some stuff, just some food, and a wooden doll.

airports are really strict now. i was delivering a trench coat to a friend in florida and the pulled me for a "random bag check" and wanded me about 10 times

I think I've revealed this on certain sex crime threads. Punishment in return = it was their karma coming back to them.

I don't get caught.

careless driving... i got dobbed into the cops by an old fella up the street

Anything to confess Treacle?

Who the f*** started this thread??? and whats the thinking behind it???

Hey thats pretty spooky sparky, dont you think???