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marcus On July 12, 2009

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#1New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 01:09:20
There are plenty of conspiracy theories. Post the best theory that you've heard about.

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The Roswell New Mexico conspiracy that the government covered up the crash of an alien spaceship in on April 15, 1947.
christa On January 14, 2009




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#2New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 01:15:24
i dont have any
luxurious_princess On August 29, 2007

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#3New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 01:15:57
@marcus Said
There are plenty of conspiracy theories. Post the best theory that you've heard about.

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The Roswell New Mexico conspiracy that the government covered up the crash of an alien spaceship in on April 15, 1947.


The funniest conspiracy theory that I've ever heard is that the U.S. government perpetrated the acts on 9/11.
Pete On March 28, 2012
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Central Scotland, United Kingd
#4New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 01:25:34
That many people in power, from george bush, to the royale family are infact evil blood drinking shape shifting alien reptilian huminoids

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

(sroll down abit)

@Wikipedia Said
The Theories of David Icke

According to David Icke reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of our world's leaders, from George W. Bush to members of the British royal family, are in fact seven-foot tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconia.

According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift. [12] David Icke and others have claimed that U.S. President George W. Bush and his family are part of this same bloodline.
kevin4938 On August 15, 2009




Toronto, Canada
#5New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 01:34:35
That Elvis is dead.
raditz8526 On July 02, 2009

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#6New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 02:05:35
@luxurious_princess Said
The funniest conspiracy theory that I've ever heard is that the U.S. government perpetrated the acts on 9/11.


Something even worse than that is people that believe that the planes that hit the twin towers were holograms.
Pete On March 28, 2012
Master of Unlocking





Central Scotland, United Kingd
#7New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 02:11:14
@raditz8526 Said
Something even worse than that is people that believe that the planes that hit the twin towers were holograms.


seriously? oh god

and i thought the one i post was ridiculous
luxurious_princess On August 29, 2007

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#8New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 02:14:35
@raditz8526 Said
Something even worse than that is people that believe that the planes that hit the twin towers were holograms.


I really shouldn't be laughing... but
aces On December 23, 2013




, Australia
#9New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 02:17:05
Ive heard a few but the one that i remember the most is about that yank who did "Supersize Me"

I heard along the vine that Mc Donalds actally approached him and asked him to make this documentary. To give their new "healthy choices" menu a kick start...

Becuase if i remember correctly that that movie came out shortly before the salad bulls*** started being mad...

I think it is bulls*** however why would Mc Donalds tarnish their reputaion ( well tarnish even further) just to launch a new product.
raditz8526 On July 02, 2009

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#10New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 02:26:21
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They believe there weren't any planes on 9/11, just missiles wrapped in holograms - and there weren't any London terrorists on 7/7 either. The new-wave conspiracy theorists aren't green-ink types: they're educated; they have secret service connections; they live in Highgate. By Brendan

Then things really go off the rails. I ask Shayler if it's true he has become a "no planer" - that is, someone who believes that no planes at all were involved in the 9/11 atrocity. Machon looks uncomfortable. "Oh, f*** it, I'm just going to say this," he tells her. "Yes, I believe no planes were involved in 9/11." But we all saw with our own eyes the two planes crash into the WTC. "The only explanation is that they were missiles surrounded by holograms made to look like planes," he says. "Watch the footage frame by frame and you will see a cigar-shaped missile hitting the World Trade Center." He must notice that my jaw has dropped. "I know it sounds weird, but this is what I believe."
Link

People are nuts.
milf101 On November 11, 2007




parts unknown, Australia
#11New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 03:07:48
i think the best one is that the kennedy's had something to do with marilyn monroes death because they have just found a document in the sealed fbi files which proves that robert kennedy had a hand in her death.
arcades On August 08, 2013




Northbay, Canada
#12New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 10:20:22
@luxurious_princess Said
The funniest conspiracy theory that I've ever heard is that the U.S. government perpetrated the acts on 9/11.


Lol it's funny that someone still thinks it wasn't done by bush when there is so much proof linking him. Not to mention all the proof linking the bush family in general to all sorts of scandals. Like bush senior and the Enron scandle. They did a movie on it and he pretty much admitted to helping start Enron. Anyways heres some 9/11 info.

THE TRUTH BEHIND 9-11
From Nero burning Rome, to Hitler burning the Reichstag. From Pearl Harbor to Oklahoma City, and now the attack on 9-11, the history of tyrannical governments allowing or committing acts of terrorism on their own peoples and institutions to gain more control over them, and to justify globalist wars to fund the international war machine, is well documented. There are traitors in America. Traitors in high government positions, They sometimes masquerade as conservatives, but they are actually one world government socialists bent on the destruction of America, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and your freedom, in order to usher in their long dreamed of global government. Globalists have seized control of both the Democrat and Republican Parties, and their agenda is the same. Who gained from 9-11? The despots and financiers of THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, those who feed off of war, and those seeking control and enslavement of the masses.
The invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan were planned in 1992 during the first Bush administration, by Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld and Pearl. When they got back into power in 2001 they had an opportunity to enact their plan. The problem was that they needed a catalyst, an event that would justify these invasions. In 1962 the Joint Chief's OK'D a covert CIA plan called "Operation Northwoods". This was the plan where American cities would be bombed and American planes would be hijacked and blamed on Cuba in order to justify an invasion. President Kennedy rejected the plan and was assassinated. These types of criminals run our government today.

*In the days leading up to the 9-11 attacks, a record number of stocks, hundreds of millions of dollars worth, from the companies that would be devastated on September 11, such as United and American airlines, were sold off. A jump in UAL put options were 90 times (not 90 percent) above normal between Sept. 6 and Sept.10, and 285 times higher than average on the Thursday before the attack. A jump in American Airlines put options 60 times (not 60 percent) above normal on the day before the attacks. No similar trading occurred on any other airlines. This was a big news story for a couple of days after 9-11, but it suddenly and mysteriously dissappeared. ABC World News reported on Sept. 20, 2001 "Jonathan Winer, an ABC News consultant said, 'it's absolutely unprecedented to see cases of insider trading covering the entire world from Japan, to the U.S., to North America, to Europe." How much money was involved? Andreas von Bulow, a former member of the German Parliament responsible for oversight of Germany's intelligence services estimated the worldwide amount at $15 billion. Not a single U.S. or foreign investigative agency has announced any arrests or developments in the investigation of these trades, the most telling evidence of foreknowledge of the attacks. This, in spite of the fact that former Security and Exchange Commission enforcement chief William McLucas told Bloomberg News that regulators would "certainly be able to track down every trade." They found exactly where the trail was leading, then the story suddenly dropped out of site. They dropped the pursuit of this story for one reason only: BECAUSE IT WOULD LEAD RIGHT TO THE PEOPLE WHO CONTROL THE MEDIA AND THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT!

*On the morning of September 11, the CIA was running a drill which centred around the scenario of planes crashing into government buildings. In yet another 'extraordinary coincidence' the CIA said that the operation had been planned for months but was cancelled as soon as the 'real' attack unfolded. This so-called drill was likely used to get NORAD to stand down. When it was announced that the planes had been hijacked word would have come down that it was just a CIA drill and not to respond. The existence of this 'drill' was released and watered down to prevent the whole truth coming out later. This also destroys the government's lie that the thought of airliners being used as weapons never crossed their minds!

*At 8:40am on 9-11-01, NORAD claimed to have been first notified. It had time to protect the South Tower and Washington, even given its bizarre choice of bases to scramble. And it still had ample opportunity to protect both New York City and Washington even if it insisted that all interceptors fly subsonic, simply by redeploying airborne fighters. Comparing NORAD's timeline to reports from air traffic control reveals inexplicable delays in the times the FAA took to report the deviating aircraft. The delays include an 18-minute delay in reporting Flight 11 and a 39-minute delay in reporting Flight 77. The delays are made all the more suspicious given that, in each case, the plane failed to respond to communications, was off-course, and had stopped emitting its IFF signal. No plausible explanation has been provided for failing to scramble interceptors in a timely fashion from bases within easy range to protect the September 11th targets. Fighters that were dispatched were scrambled from distant bases. Early in the attack, when Flight 11 had turned directly south toward New York City, it was obvious that New York City and the World Trade Center, and Washington D.C. would be likely targets. Yet fighters were not scrambled from the bases near the targets. They were only scrambled from distant bases. Moreover there were no redundant or backup scrambles. Flight 93 was headed for the Capitol building. There were rumors that flight 93 had been shot down. But we now know that the fighter jets sent up to defend Washington did not know Flight 93 was approaching, and could not have stopped it. It would have made it easily if the passengers had not become unruly, and were about to storm the cockpit. Apparently the passengers found out what the situation was, and decided to take action. Imagine that on top of the other three attacks, we had the smouldering ruins of the Capitol building, and many top political leaders dead in the ashes? We would have certainly seen Martial law. The globalists would have allowed this final attack, in order to increase the shock value, and further justify their long dreamed of police state and global wars.

*On September 10, 2001, Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld held a press conference to announce that $2.3 TRILLION was missing from Pentagon coffers and could not be located. Amid the following months of dust and rubble at the World Trade Center, the question of this missing money was never heard again.

*David Schippers, Chief Council for the House Judiciary Committee and head prosecutor responsible conducting the impeachment against former President Clinton, went public revealing that months BEFORE the 9-11 attacks, many FBI agents had come to him informing him about the impending attacks. These agents knew the names of the hijackers, the targets of their attacks, the proposed dates, and the sources of the terrorists' funding, etc., many months in advance of the 9/11 attacks. The FBI command pulled them off of their investigations into these terrorists and threatened them with the National Security Act and told them that if they talked about any of the information pertaining to their investigations, they would be prosecuted. Many of them sought the council of Mr. Schippers wanting to get somebody in the U.S. government to take action and stop these attacks, before their plan could be implemented. Mr. Schippers talked to many Congressmen and Senators, and even tried to get a hold of Att. Gen. John Ashcroft, only to get the run-around.


*Delmart Vreeland, an American citizen who was US Naval Lieutenant assigned to the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI), was in a Canadian jail on minor charges from December 6, 2000 until 2002. On August 11 of 2001, after trying to verbally alert his Canadian jailers to the coming World Trade Center attacks, he wrote down key information and sealed it in an envelope which he then had placed in jailers' custody. The notes were eerie. They specifically listed a number of targets including The World Trade Center, The White House, and The Pentagon. When the envelope was opened on September 14th, it set off alarms in the US and Canada. This event is not disputed by Canadian authorities. After being freed by Canadian authorities, he was supposed to appear in a US court on minor charges, but he never showed up. Vreeland is now a fugitive from both Canadian and American justice. Is Vreeland a spy whose government has turned on him? His former lawyers Rocco Galati and Paul Slansky, two former Canadian prosecutors, were the victims of harassment and threats including dead cats hung on porches and car windows smashed out in car burglaries. Apparently Vreeland fears for his life, with good reason, and is in hiding.
*On September 13, 2001, while the world was fixated on the terrorist attacks, China was quickly and quietly admitted to the World Trade Organization, and given most favored nation status, after 15 years of unsuccessful attempts. These globalist traitors waited until there was a diversion like 9-11 to sell out America and the rest of the world, and they used the 3000 American lives lost on 9-11 to do it!

*The pilot of the American Airlines flight 77 that on the morning of 9/11 had crashed into the Pentagon, was Charles Burlingame, an ex- F4 Navy flyer. He had as his last Navy mission, helped craft Pentagon response plans in the event of a commercial airliner hitting the Pentagon. What an ironic way of getting rid of someone who may have known too much!

*William Rodriguez, declared a hero for saving numerous lives at Ground Zero, was the janitor on duty at WTC the morning of 9/11. He heard and felt explosions rock the basement sub-levels of the north tower seconds BEFORE the jetliner struck the top floors. He not only claims he felt explosions coming from below the first sub-level while working in the basement, he says the walls were cracking around him and he pulled a man to safety by the name of Felipe David, who was severely burned from the basement explosions. All these events occurred seconds BEFORE and during the jetliner strike above. Simple question. How could a jetliner hit 90 floors above and burn a man?s arms and face to a crisp in the basement below within seconds of impact? Rodriguez believes a controlled demolition brought down the WTC. His story has been ignored by the media and the government. Rodriguez?s story blows the lid off the government story, exposing the whole 9/11 investigation as a sham and a cover-up of the worst kind. NBC news spent a full day at his house taping his comments. But his story was never aired. His eyewitness account is backed up by at least 14 people who were at the scene with him. His story can be backed up and verified with hospital records and testimony from many others.

*A movie aired on Fox on March 4, 2001, called "The Lone Gunmen". It foretold the 9-11 attacks on the World Trade Center, with some interesting and revealing twists. In the story, a faction within the government organized a remote control takeover of a commercial airliner, which it then aimed into the World Trade Center. The motive was to start a war to stimulate business for the weapons industry, which had been suffering since the end of the Cold War. The plot was discovered by a government employee who was not part of the faction, a good guy. In the movie, the hero's manage to thwart the disaster. They hack the Defense Department computers and manage to restore the pilots ability to manually override the remote control just moments before the plane would have crashed into the WTC south tower. The climactic scene showed the plane heading into the tower at night from the south, and when the manual override is restored, the pilots lift the plane, just barely missing the World Trade Center. The Illuminati, those behind the scenes of mass media and politics, love to send out signals about what major world event they have planned next. Shortly before the JFK assassination in 1963 they released "The Manchurian Candidate". The plot centered around a man who is programmed under hypnosis to assassinate the president.

*In remarks made by Tom Kennedy, a spokesman for the Federal Emergency Management Agency's(FEMA) "National Urban Search and Rescue Team" during an interview on national TV with CBS News anchor Dan Rather shortly after the attacks, let slip a frightening truth: FEMA sent the Urban Search and Rescue Team to New York City the night BEFORE the attacks occurred! Mr. Kennedy told Dan Rather, "We were one of the first teams that was deployed to support the City of New York in this disaster. We arrived on late Monday night, September 10th, and went right into action on Tuesday morning", September 11th. Also, many people who were in the WTC towers who managed to get out before it collapsed were saying that there were bombs going off inside (even in the basement levels). Just one of the many of such accounts that appeared in the mainstream press, firefighter Louie Cacchioli said: "We think there were bombs going off" as they entered tower number two.

*On October 26, 2001 George Bush signed the misnamed USA Patriot Act, which was proposed just FIVE DAYS after 9-11! Just six weeks later this bill was passed. It is IMPOSSIBLE for a bill to be conceived, written, debated, and passed this quickly. You see, they had ALREADY WRITTEN THE BILL BEFORE 9-11, and needed this disaster to justify it's passage.

*The NY lottery came up 911 on 9/11/02, the first anniversary of 9-11. The chance of "911" coming up on "9/11" specifically and particularly on 9/11/02, the very first anniversary of the attack on the WTC, is far higher than you could calculate. And the S&P futures index closed at EXACTLY "911.00" on 9/11/02. If it closed at "911.00" often, then it would be reasonable to assume it was just a coincidence. But the S&P futures index had never closed at exactly "911.00" before. What is the probability of that happening for the first time, and maybe never again, on 9/11/02, the very first anniversary of the attack on the WTC? If such `coincidences' were both: 1) extremely improbable (i.e. of the order of billions to one); and 2) specified (i.e. not just any number but "911" exactly); It would have to be concluded that it was either a sign from God, OR a very sick signal that the hidden elite send to let people know that they control the stock market, the lottery, AND events like 9-11.


BIN LADEN, LIKE SADDAM HUSSEIN, WAS CREATED BY THE GLOBALISTS TO FURTHER THEIR AGENDA
* In June 2001 several publications reported that the US was planning a war in Afghanistan in the fall of 2001, in order to unseat the Taliban. They were claiming that the primary reason for these hostilities would be the Taliban's unwillingness to cooperate with UN inspectors, a pretext that would have not gone over well. They recieved a better pretext for attacking with the 9-11 attacks. Of course what they really wanted was to aggressively expand U.S. (globalist) influence throughout the region, and eventually secure a pipeline through Afghanistan for the benefit of UNOCAL and other big globalist oil companies. Without the pretext of revenge for the 9-11 attacks, the middle eastern wars would have never happened.
* There was a remarkable ?signature" of the 9/11 attacks. They occurred exactly 11 years to the day after President George Bush Senior gave a major address to Congress entitled, "Toward A New World Order". That address was on September 11, 1990. Precisely 11 years to the day later, American Airlines Flight 11 started the attacks of 9-11-2001 when it slammed into the north tower of the World Trade Center. The towers, of course, symbolized a huge 11 over the skies of New York. The Pentagon was modeled after the satanic symbol of the pentagram. Another fact about the Pentagon is that it's ground breaking ceremony, and beginning of construction, took place on SEPTEMBER 11th 1941. Of course, 911 has been the emergency phone number in the United States since the 1970's. What better way to start an era of a perpetual war, and a perpetual state of emergency, than using a date that was already numerically etched into the minds of people as a number associated with "EMERGENCY". Numerology and symbolism are very important to the occult, to which many of our leaders belong. And their main goal is a "New World Order", with them in charge. Why is the Number ?11? important? Occultists believe it is an important number of the coming Antichrist. God assigns the Number ?11? to Antichrist in Daniel 7:7-8.


If we are to believe the corporate media and military industrial war machine, 19 Arabs armed only with concealed Stanley Knife-type blades and pepper spray, and funded by Bin Laden, somehow changed the course of world history on 9-11-01, and that's the beginning and end of it. Given the close monitoring of Bin Laden by our intelligence community over the years leading up to the attacks, and the facts presented on this page, one could only conclude that they either knew about it in advance, and allowed it to happen, or actually covertly supported the attacks in order to get public support for their wars in in the middle east, and for the advancement of a police state here in America.
The Israeli secret service - the MOSSAD - warned the U.S. Government that a terrorist act was about to happen, yet our government did nothing in response. All of the warning flags were there, and the incriminating evidence is right in front of us. President Roosevelt once said that nothing happens in the political unless it is planned. As it was with the attack at Pearl Harbor, so it was with the 9-11 attacks. It was the EXTERNAL source needed to cause Americans to give up freedoms for security, and justify global wars that empower the hidden elite. And, like with Pearl Harbor, they recieved their catalyst on 9-11-2001 at the expense of thousands of American lives. Our own government now has license to spy on and intimidate American citizens, and the International War Machine is in high gear. These conditions exist because of September 11, 2001. The truth of what happened on that day would certainly be difficult for most people to accept. But it's a truth that needs to be understood before the NEXT 9-11, and before the next BIG LIE.


Oh I don't think they mentioned it but they prooved that the jet fuel was infact NOT hot enough to melt the titanium skeleton of the WTC towers.
raditz8526 On July 02, 2009

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#13New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 13:17:42
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Oh I don't think they mentioned it but they prooved that the jet fuel was infact NOT hot enough to melt the titanium skeleton of the WTC towers.


Who said the steel melted? Also, jet fuel was not the only substance burning in the twin towers.
alexkidd On February 07, 2012
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#14New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 13:26:48
jeez don't get me started on 9-11,
it dosn't add up, and the lenths the bush admistration went toward impeeding the investigation through severly limiting funding and breaking federal laws by discarding evidence shows them as suspicious.
guilty demenour it's called in court.

but anyway, most interesting theory i know is that marlyon monroe was murdered with a poison enema.
lloydchristmas On December 08, 2009




, Iran
#15New Post! Mar 23, 2007 @ 13:30:18
i'd agree with arcades on this one.
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