What do you do when you get dumped?

It's been an awful long time since I've been dumped. I can't remember!! Maybe eat ice cream and get drunk??

Rituals? um, getting rid of their crap, and yeah deleting every aspect of them FOREVER!

i like to go out with a bunch of friends cause a little trouble and party to take my mind off of it

Um...Depends on the situation, Like whens ome guy cheated on me with 5 other girls I was so mad it was beyond upset, so I just kinda deleted all his stuff and defaced all his pictures and stuff. was fun and felt good at the time.

Any other time I just eat lots of ice cream, comfort food rules.

Don't get dumped....Do the dumping !

Here is a good way that leaves the other person in no doubt:

Line up your friends and tell them to "take a step forward if you are still my friend"......

And then quickly shout to Maggie or Bob mid-step...."Where are you going ?"

Cruel ? Yes ! Effective ? Ohhhhhhh yes !

I usually take an item of his clothing, make a voodoo dolly out of it, push pins all they way through it and burn it with all his stuff - mwaaaaahaaahaaahaaahaa

i ate a can of whipped cream and took the day off to mope

cry myself to sleep, delete all texts on my phone and all pics iv got on my phone....
then go out soon afterwards and pull someone else right in front of their face (its petty but it feels sooooo good - espec if the bloke your pulling know's he's a rebound pull coz it means it won't lead anywhere)
even better if u pull someone else when he's wi all his mates, so even if he didn't see, you can be sure one of them did

then i try to be friends wi them again - i hate losing friends after a relationship.

i was listening to the radio the other day and it had "psycho's"....the worst things girls have done after being dumped...
one girl said she hid cartons on milk around the guy's flat (one inside the sofa and one in the ceiling) with holes pierced through the cartons. so when he finally found them a month or so later they stunk very badl (it was the middle of summer) and he got covered in off milk coz of the holes

O well s*** happins, if they dont want to be with me any more or find someone else, then o well s*** happins. theres plenty of other people out there...

I never was dumped....Except once, but we got back together in like less then 24 hours... for thos few hours that i was dumped i thought i was gonna kill myself. If i get dumped my by current boyfriend, the one who dumped me already once i told him were not going back out, and i would prolly move in with my dad and start a new life somewhere else.

Do what I always do. Chew something expensive

That's great I gotta remember to try that.

Errr, my girlfriend three years ago dumped me, I was broken inside, the reason at that time was:
'sorry,my friends don't like you'
which was a dumbass excuse, then to this day the truth came out,she never liked me at all, used me for four whole months....*swears and wishs a death curse*then my next girl, well we decided to go away from eachother and remain friends, it wasn't working out,then my next(note this was last year), well what can I say,two weeks and bam, dumped and all I did was despise her, and then laughed my head of at her!but now to this day, me and my girl are probably going for long term, we really like eachother, but if it happens, I think mixed emotions, really wouldn't know what to do.

I love that!! WOW, if only I could just sit there and say, "oh well!" Im not that easy to break up with I guess. Maybe I should tell people that when I first meet them. I should warn them if they break up with me....I WILL FIND THEM. HAHAHHAHHAHA