Weird text message

Ok some knob head has sent me a message today and i can't understand a word of it.

Here it is:

Am iwrkos from saybros you nw me a want tok you bat naw am and hwrk send me you are skib a tok you today and nhit af you want ok**

Anyone translate?

Translation: I am illiterate and I cannot speak English with any sense of coherence, so please forgive my lolcat talk.

That's just gibberish

That's what i thought...their a f***ing retard whoever they are!

They must have been drunk. I know when I have had a few drinks my txt messages are awful lol

They're a f***ing idiot !

I try not to text when i'm drunk for that reason

Predictive text is my friend

I still can't work that s*** when i'm pissed.

I don't take my phone with me when I go out, I've lost like 4 in the last couple of years

Translation: Am too drunk to know who you are or if this is actually getting to the person its meant for but I'm too hungover to do anything today.

i don't take mine out with me either, but i've never lost a phone before. You piss head

and to think you thought it was me!

Hmmm well i wouldn't put it past you

alright im going with" amy work from ????? u know me and i want to talk to you but now am drunk send me your pic i took you today and i might if u want ok" hahahaha i dunno i get heaps of messages like that from a friend when she drinks it is kinda funny.