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tantan On May 21, 2011




Jacksonville, Florida
#1New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 04:29:32
In the spirit of floydgirrl and myselfs' previous conversation on the mandatory H1N1 thread, I was wondering what some of your weapons of choice would be during the zombie apocalypse?

Personally, my first choice would be a machete. Although its close range, its gets the job done..it'd prolly take out (or stun, marginally) a few zombies, while weilding it to stike the first. They don't have to be reloaded like a gun, so carrying ammo won't be a problem. It also makes just about anyone carry and/or using it look totally badass.

So, what about you?
Stigma On February 13, 2010
zombie vomit


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, New Hampshire
#2New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 04:58:14
I would have to go for machete or Flame thrower.
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#3New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 05:07:33
You all can run around down there...I'll be up here...replicating myself a Mojito. *CORNBALLED!*

tantan On May 21, 2011




Jacksonville, Florida
#4New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 05:17:45
@Stigma Said

I would have to go for machete or Flame thrower.


Hmm, that's a good one, the flamethrower, because you'd be able to take out more than one Zombie..very nice!!
vekta On November 18, 2013




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#5New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 05:19:00
@tantan Said

Hmm, that's a good one, the flamethrower, because you'd be able to take out more than one Zombie..very nice!!



I can do it from orbit.... <-----cheeseyness!
DickieBell On January 18, 2010

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14AYSTACK!, California
#6New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 06:10:57
Yeahhh... And have flaming zombies comin' after you...

My weapon would be a motherf***in' tank! b**** a** zombies!
DickieBell On January 18, 2010

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14AYSTACK!, California
#7New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:18:34
@d* **ieBell Said

Yeahhh... And have flaming zombies comin' after you...

My weapon would be a motherf***in' tank! b**** a** zombies!


Who the f*** kudoed me on this one "where are you?"

That's kinda f***in' weird of you to write....
floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
Stalkee





Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (
#8New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:24:03
ohhh I just saw this.
Well I'd like to use a scythe, with a machete back up. Though a nice AK47 or an UZI would be good.

and just for fun, I'd want a few grenades!
buffalobill90 On July 12, 2013
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Viaticum, United Kingdom
#9New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:29:50
Molotov cocktails and a baseball bat. And I'd hang around with a slow person to use them as a decoy.
floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
Stalkee





Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (
#10New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:31:15
@d* **ieBell Said

Who the f*** kudoed me on this one "where are you?"

That's kinda f***in' weird of you to write....



Well it wasn't me, but I'm guessing someone wanted to know where you were. and/or why you weren't here.
Pete On March 28, 2012
Master of Unlocking





Central Scotland, United Kingd
#11New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:33:42
A fully equiped tank.

ANd the knowledge of how to drive and use it.
DickieBell On January 18, 2010

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14AYSTACK!, California
#12New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:35:36
@floydgirrl Said

Well it wasn't me, but I'm guessing someone wanted to know where you were. and/or why you weren't here.


Oh! Duh... I was prob gettin' stoned or some s***
floydgirrl On October 08, 2022
Stalkee





Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (
#13New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:36:25
@d* **ieBell Said

Oh! Duh... I was prob gettin' stoned or some s***


That would have been my guess if I were wondering where you were.
jonnythan On August 02, 2014
Bringer of rad mirth


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Here and there,
#14New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:39:00
A classic longsword (great for chopping and bashing) would be primary.

A mace (a nice modern material mace, with, say, a fiberglass/carbon fiber/kevlar handle and a flanged titanium and steel head, if such a beast exists) would be at my hip at all times.
MlissaBeth On February 13, 2013
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Tucson, Arizona
#15New Post! Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:44:13
I prefer to stay out of arms reach from anything grotesque. I'd go with a few fully automatic machine guns.
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