@rondetto Said 
My Mum was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I wonder what she saw in him.
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Just bought an ABBA inspired toilet...What a loo!.
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Two months ago I entered a competition to design a new style of boiler suit.
I had an email today stating that I was the overall winner.
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Paddy is fitting a kitchen in this posh ladies house.
She asks him if he wants a coffee and he replies yes.
Wonderful coffee says Paddy.
Yes my husband brought it back from Brazil.
Thats amazing said Paddy - its still warm!
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I asked Alexa what women want?
It hasn't shut up for 7 days.
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"I was in Tescos express shop on the island of Guernsey today and asked the assistant ,where are the baked beans,"?
He said, " On the next Isle,",
So i popped over to Jersey.
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"I was in Tescos express shop on the island of Guernsey today and asked the assistant ,where are the baked beans,"?
He said, " On the next Isle,",
So i popped over to Jersey.
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before i read this joke, i should have smell this joke miles away!
Apr 20, 2025 @ 11:58:08
